One of the most difficult parts about writing humor articles is that while most articles are at least based in truth, sometimes people just don’t believe that anything so stupid could actually happen.
Case in point: Jacksonville Jaguar wide receiver Troy Williamson has challenged Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress to a fight on the 50-yard line during their upcoming game this Sunday.
The bad blood, at least on Williamson’s side, came from games that were missed by the butter-fingered receiver while he was an over-hyped and over-paid receiver for the Vikings. Williamson told the Vikings that he would not be at practice for a few days in order to attend his grandmother’s funeral.
The Vikings paid their respects by docking the massive letdown’s pay.
The bad blood on the Viking’s side comes from the fact that Williamson sucked as a player and a person.
In Williamson’s statement, the aspiring pugilist stated that, “We can meet on the 50-yard line and we can go at it.” Williamson even stated that he would fight with both hands tied behind his back. Much like the way his plays wide receiver.
Childress responded with more words and emotion than he has shown in his entire tenure as head coach in the frozen north, “Do you need my reach? I’m not like a woman; I’ll give you my weight. It’s 190-pounds of twisted steel and rompin’, stompin’ dynamite.”
Using the Bleacher Report Crystal Ball of Future Sporting Disasters (a device not used since predicting the outcome in the “Chad Johnson challenges Michael Phelps to a Race; Drowns” article), we can now see how this fight would have turned out:
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