The Best Reason for Pacman Jones To Go to Jail

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The Best Reason for Pacman Jones To Go to Jail
 
I've been an on-field fan of Adam "Pacman" Jones since his days at West Virginia.
 
I love watching him play—the moment he touches the ball, you expect him to go all the way.
 
But his off-the-field antics are getting old.
 
Pacman was recently suspended by the NFL for his news-making strip club escapades. Don't get me wrong—I'm a man and I love to see naked women dance and gyrate...but after I enjoy myself at the club, I go home.
 
If you're in the spotlight like Pacman, why don't you get strippers to come to your penthouse? There will be no problems that way; it's you and your friends, and you don't have to worry about people being drunk ignorant fools.
 
Unfortunately, Pacman seems to like going to strip clubs...and either starting problems or trying to end them. It's gotten to a point where I've got to quote one of my uncles:
 
"A Fool is a Fool, I don't care if you dirt poor or filthy rich".
 
That quote is perfect for Pacman—he's a fool with money and fame.
 
I think the best thing for Pacman would be to go to jail for any crimes he's committed. That way, he'd understand the gift he's been given, and how he's made a complete idiot of himself by squandering it.
 
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