College Football or MLB? Let's Go Phillies
What I'll actually be watching for the majority of the weekend: My mom's puppy, Maxwell, while she is out of town.
What I want to watch more than anything else this weekend: That would be Cole Hamels beating the Marlins on Saturday, Roy Halladay beating the Marlins on Sunday, and Cliff Lee beating the Braves on Monday.
God it is good to be a Philadelphia fan these days.
What I'll actually be watching on Saturday: A bunch of my buddies spend laborious amounts of time trying to decide who they will be selecting in our annual fantasy football draft. The draft blends into a party, meaning by the later rounds there will probably be a few of our drunk friends heckling us because we haven't started the grill up yet. Hopefully, none of them will step on Maxwell (he's a little guy.)
What I want to watch more than anything else on Saturday (other than Hamels): Is it US Open Tennis?
Nah, Maria Sharapova already got knocked out.
It's Oregon against LSU on Saturday night, of course. I'd make a prediction, but I don't have any mascot heads to parade around in, so what's the point?
What I'll actually be watching on Sunday: Halladay. You don't skip Halladay starts if you don't have to.
What I want to watch more than anything else on Sunday (other than Halladay): Curb Your Enthusiasm. Until Parks and Recreation returns, Curb is hands-down the funniest program on television.
What I'll actually be watching on Monday: I'll be trying like hell to watch the Phillies and Cliff Cool (it's high time we all started calling him that) take on the Braves, but chances are I'll be watching my younger cousins run circles around me in the mandatory game of pick-up soccer we have at family gatherings. I knew I shouldn't have consumed that third beer...
What I want to watch more than anything else on Monday (other than Lee): A delicious hamburger sizzling on the grill. Then I want to slide it between two sesame-seed buns, lather it up with some mustard, and add a few pickles and tomatoes.
I'm salivating right now.
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