BCS Officials Admit: "We Voted For McCain"

The Sports Comedian by Analyst Written on November 18, 2008
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BCS officials admitted today that they in fact did not vote for Barack Obama in this month's election due to his stark anti-bowl stance. Indeed, the President elect has been very vocal about introducing a playoff system to college football that would topple the established hierarchy of the Bowl Championship Series.

Obama spent much of the campaign pushing this primary issue over all others, saying a football playoff could help solve the economy, the war in Iraq, and even eradicate poverty.

He and McCain went head to head about the issue of college football's postseason in all three debates, both deflecting questions about trivial issues such as healthcare and education to change focus to the only thing that actually affects all Americans.

"When we stepped into the voting booth we wanted to make sure that our voices were heard," said BCS chairman Joe Franklin. "And we cast them for McCain and against Obama's ideals of spreading the wealth of a chance for a national championship. We think it's good to keep the chances for a title to the top two percent of teams, it helps trickle down hope to the rest of the nation.

But no, America seems to want a playoff, and now the rest of the world will be subject to his anti-bowl policies for at least four years. Once again innocent hard-working people like me, Joe the millionaire BCS chairman, get screwed."

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