Let's pretend for a moment that Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez are sitting at a table, eating dinner at a restaurant, telling stories about the women they've dated.
Jeter claims he's been luckier, but A-Rod disagrees. A soup arrives. A-Rod tastes it, flags a waitress down and sends it back—it was cold.
They start listing off the women, providing evidence to support their claim. I walk by and decide to settle the argument. They agree.
Another soup arrives. The waitress puts it on the table, and before I have time to think about what I'm seeing, A-Rod has slept with her, and I'm feeling disturbed...and kind of impressed.
So let's take a look at some of the ladies they've dated, and we'll see who's done better for themselves.