Caroline Wozniacki vs. Danica Patrick Bikini Photos: Who's Hotter?

Debating who is hotter between racer Danica Patrick and tennis star Caroline Wozniacki is one of the truly classic debates, such as vanilla vs. chocolate, mustard vs. ketchup, and of course horseshoes vs. quoits.

However, this debate looks a whole lot sexier on a slideshow (though I do love mustard).

You know what, let's not fuss around too much here—let's just jump right into the opening arguments.

Danica Patrick, please present us with your first piece of evidence.

Danica Patrick Likes Tires

She could tread on me anytime.

And so the puns begin.

Caroline Wozniacki Knows How to Dress

Wozniacki takes classy, gives it some casual, dashes in a heavy dose of sexy, and complements the whole thing with an ample dose of natural beauty.

I feel like I'm covering a red carpet for E! right now.

Danika Patrick Calls It a Day

That's as sexy as a racing uniform is ever going to look, folks.

Caroline Wozniacki Dressed to the Nines

What a dress.

(Tim searching for other words to accurately sum up his love for said dress. Tim throws hands in air and continues admiring dress.)

Danica Patrick for FHM

She's checking her side mirrors, while I take in the rear view.

Those are the sort of car puns that will win me awards some day.

Caroline Wozniacki Is "Girl Next Door" Hot

I know, I know, you want to know where all of the Wozniacki bikini photos are.

They're coming.

The thing is, Wozniacki's gift—beyond tennis, of course—is her ability to take the inherent sexiness of a bikini and transfer it to any outfit she's wearing. I mean, she looks so sexy in this picture, and she's basically just wearing something she probably sports at the mall.

Danica Patrick's SHAPE Bikini Shoot

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

They should also say that a YouTube video is worth, like, twenty pictures.

I do this because I care for you, oh faithful reader.

Caroline Wozniacki Finishes Sunbathing

If I were hanging out with her at the beach during this moment, I'd throw a Frisbee or something her way.

Because I'm mischievous like that.

Danica Patrick's Sports Illustrated Bikini Shoot

Seriously, YouTube is the greatest thing ever.

Caroline Wozniacki Is the Winner!

Maybe I'm just a bit tired of being inundated with Danica Patrick images.

Or maybe Wozniacki is just hotter.

Either way, she's this slideshow's winner, in no small part because this is the sexiest picture on the slideshow.

You be the judge.