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Yes, it's the Chelsea captain himself, John Terry, the only man who makes Ashley Cole look like a saint.
Captain Fantastic, Mr. Chelsea himself and former dad of the year and current England Captain. Terry pretty much had everything going for him and was getting away with just about ever stunt he pulled right up until he meddled with a french lingerie model.
To call Terry's private life "colorful" is perhaps being polite, as most of it is blue and reads like a porno script. He's apparently had affairs with eight women before marrying current wife Toni Poole in 2007.
He's been cleared of GBH (Grievous Bodily Harm) against a London Doorman, gambled 40 grand a week with fellow teammates at the dog track and led a private tour of Stamford Bridge, home of Chelsea FC, to tourists for literally hundreds of pounds.
As if he needed any more money.
But the biggest moment in his career came when he and former teammate Wayne Bridge came face to face in a clash between Chelsea and Manchester City. At the time, it was revealed that Terry had an affair with Bridge's former girlfriend Veronica Perroncel. These two were supposed to be best mates, but when they came out to play each other, the greatest moment in Soccer Saturday history occurred.
Before kick-off, the home team stand and shake hands with the away side. However, all eyes were on just two players: John Terry and Wayne Bridge.
As Bridge slowly made his way through the Chelsea players, shaking hands with each one of them, England stopped and stared at whether Bridge would shake the hand of Terry, the man who had an affair with his ex-girlfriend.
He did not, Terry was snubbed and humiliated, the nation was in fits of laughter, Chelsea fans were outraged, City fans applauded and Jeff Stelling cheered.
Then, to add insult to injury, Terry was turned inside out by City's strikers as Chelsea lost 3-1. Not a good day at the office at all for the Londoner.