WWE: Kevin Nash, Mark Henry, John Cena? The Last "We've Got Bigger Issues"

Nick BolyardContributor IIIAugust 28, 2011

 For the final time, I will inform you folks about some of the lesser known issues in WWE.  We all know about the return of Kevin Nash.  We have it drilled into our heads that Cena wants the WWE Championship.  It is a known fact that "Kool-Aid" Mark Henry is on a rampage.  Here are a few things that you may not realize:


APB Still Out on Zack Ryder 

Well, where is the assistant GM of ZackDown?  He didn't even make the cut with Bret Hart guest hosting.  I for one feel deprived of my Long Island Iced-Z.  The man is entertaining!  Why wouldn't you put him on TV?  If anyone has any knowledge of the whereabouts of Zack Ryder, please comment below.


Scott Stanford Finally Gets His Broski Shirt

 Speaking of Zack Ryder, based on what I saw on the last Z! True Long Island Story, it looks like Scott got his shirt!  WOO WOO WOO! 


The Miz and R-Truth


Looks like we got a new team.  In the same light as Rated-RKO, two of the top heels on Raw have formed an alliance.  Honestly, the chemistry they had this past Monday was great.  The two play off the crowd so well.  The "You Suck" rap was corny but funny.  

I have no clue what they intend to call themselves (perhaps the crystal ball would know, but it was voted that I shine it up real nice and stick it somewhere).  I can see the two going for the tag titles, but I honestly don't see much need for it (other than to help revive the division).  

The two can feud with the likes of Cena, Punk, Nash or whoever!  The possibilities are endless! 


Ted Dibiase

TREASON! Cody Rhodes had besmirched (shout out to William Regal) the Fortunate Son!  Last Friday (or Tuesday, if you read spoilers), Ted got bagged by Cody after a loss to World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton.

Looks like the three Legacy teammates can't get along.  I for one will not stand for the Marine 2 being disrespected by a guy who has never been in a straight-to-DVD movie.

The last two paragraphs of this article have been edited out for voicing an opinion.  To my fellow writers, use the words Cody Rhodes once used to Ted Dibiase:  "You have a voice.  Use it."