College football kicks off in less than a week now and I cannot think of a better way to celebrate the occasion than by ranking the top coeds from each Top 25 team.
Despite their differences, there are a few things every red-blooded male can agree upon. A woman who sports their team wearing the school's colors in the sexiest way possible is one of those things.
Coeds from all corners of the United States are represented on the list, including every major conference.
Put your allegiances aside and just sit back and enjoy the list.
Boomer Sooner indeed.
These lovely coeds sport their team's colors as they tease the camera—and every Oklahoma male. The No. 1 team in the nation need not worry. They have some sexy ladies in the stands cheering them on.
Blonde. Twins. Leather boots. Long legs. Fedoras.Yes, please.
Need I say more?
Alabama Crimson Tide may have 13 national championships, but these ladies add injury to insult for anyone who roots against the Crimson Tide.
Roll Tide Roll.
I'll be the first to happily admit I was wrong when it came to Oregon coeds.
To be honest, I did not realize that Oregonians owned bikinis. Man was I naive.
I'm pretty sure this Oregon Duck made me grip my chest in fear of suffering a quack attack upon first sight.
Whoever told you that taking a stroll through the quad on some rollerblades was not cool should be shot. These LSU coeds have my thoughts skating all around my head.
LSU's stadium is nicknamed "Death Valley," but these seductive skaters would make any opposing fan want to visit Baton Rouge.
The only thing that is missing from this photograph is tiger-print clothing, but we can forgive these ladies this one time.
There was a reason Brett Favre got caught with his pants down a couple of years ago, and her name is Jenn Sterger. Okay, maybe it was a pair of reasons.
During a nationally televised game in Tallahassee, Sterger and her sexy cowgirl friends single-handedly helped Florida State's student population spike.
As an FSU student, I just want to thank Sterger and the cowgirls for one of the greatest traditions at Florida State: the cowgirls.
The Stanford Cardinal, not the Cardinals, may be the stupidest mascot in all of collegiate sports, which is sad for such a world-renowned institution.
In case you thought, "Oh, there's no way Stanford has sexy coeds with brains and seductive looks," you were sadly mistaken.
This seductive coed has found the perfect balance between school and play.
The Boise State Broncos may receive a ton of flack nationally for their strength of schedule, but that does not mean you should discriminate against these Idaho ladies.
They say that the Idaho landscape is incredibly gorgeous.
I guess the ladies of Boise State follow that sentiment as well.
That is not Pamela Anderson wearing a bikini—even if she is doing her best Pam impression.
This voluptuous blond has every Oklahoma State Cowboy fan singing "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" by Big and Rich.
I'm not a country music fan, but she has me belting out that tune.
There's something about two blond, tan coeds. I cannot put my finger on it...
Oh, wait—they are freaking sexy!
Just take solace in the fact that this girl is provocatively posing just for you!
I need to make a trip to Texas.
Wisconsin consistently ranks in the top 10 schools of the country for best party colleges.
Now you can see why.
The ladies of Wisconsin look smitten in their red, white and black Badgers garb. I bet you wish you could party it up with these Wisconsin coeds.
Apparently the endless rows of corn throughout Nebraska make the coeds in Lincoln ride around shirtless.
I knew there was a reason I love to eat corn on the cob.
This flirtatious coed gives Huskers a reason to wake up in the morning.
This may be extremely biased, but who cares?
There is nothing better than college football in the South and these southern belles are the reason why.
Gorgeous and incredibly luscious is what comes to mind. These ladies could turn any man against their team with a couple of seductive gestures.
How do you say no to anything with that puppy dog face?
I know I would be a sucker for that move. I guess Virginia Tech has some sexy, seductive coeds ready to coerce you into giving up your game tickets.
Beware! They might bite—not that that would be the worst thing in the world.
I need to find out where she plays on Saturday afternoons. Arkansas' finest coed is daring you to take charge and try to tackle her.
She doesn't need to ask twice!
Let the picture do the talking.
Whoever is the lucky guy going with this chick has nothing to complain about.
This adorable twosome from Michigan State represents their school well—not too slutty, yet still hot.
Yeah, that's pretty much it for this picture.
I tried to find a Catholic-school-girl-style picture for the Notre Dame slot, but this is the best I could do.
Forgive her for not realizing her sign is upside down. It's not her fault she's blond.
This little cutie helps keep the Irish faithful warm in the stands as they watch her prance around with her pom poms in hand.
Oh, you didn't know?
It's tradition for Auburn coeds to kiss after a victory on Saturdays.
Okay, that's not entirely true, but there's nothing wrong with such a tradition.
I swear there seriously is something in the fertilizer in the South. Every school in the southeast contains some of the most gorgeous, jaw-dropping coeds in the entire country.
Now, girls, shake that cowbell!
Certainly not the greatest picture of the entire list, but it works.
You can imagine how these Mizzou coeds stick to their "Show-Me" state roots.
If you ever have the chance to go to a Florida-Georgia game, go!
This picture is about as G-rated as it comes with Georgia Bulldog ladies.
More blonds posing for the camera as they strut their colors.
God Bless America.
There are a million reasons why I cannot support anything that involves the Florida Gators, butt this picture could change that.
My Lord. I have been to "the swamp" several times, but I seem to have overlooked this bombshell.
Like I said, the Southeast must have something in the water.
Yup, everything really is bigger in Texas.
These blond knockers—err, knockouts—have guys throughout all of Austin drooling to their every move.
Who cares if Texas had a bad year in 2010?
These two ladies will help take your mind off it.
Just in case you did not know, this is the reason Joe Pa sticks around in Happy Valley.
The valley that each of these coeds have in between their shirts would make any guy happy.
The classic blue and white goes well these sexy ladies' curves. State College knows where it's at.