If there is one thing that I know for sure in this life, it’s that bros absolutely love fantasy football.
What is a bro, you ask?
I will answer your question with another equally ridiculous question: What is not bro?
Libraries, doing homework, respecting authority, going on fancy dinner dates, not drinking too much, not popping your collar, not wearing visors, not wearing plaid shorts, chick flicks, classical music, wine out of the box, non-contact sports, non-designer sunglasses, little girly dogs, purses, tea, sophisticated conversations and anything else not bro.
Those are all things that bros are not, so if you can imagine the opposite, you are probably imagining a bro.
Bros like beer, babes and badass football.
With that in mind, here are the 10 most bro-tastic fantasy football names ever: