My girlfriend’s going to love this…
For the record I would never try to upgrade over my girlfriend being because I couldn’t “upgrade,” per se, I could only make a lateral move. Since she’s so good. In fact, even a lateral move may be impossible. Again, since she’s so good.
A few notes before we begin:
If I’m leaving my girlfriend for you (again, hypothetically), you better be the total package.
I’d like looks, money, and loads of personality. And really, just a touch of womanly dominance—I want you to tell me where to eat.
Okay, I think that’s it. In no way am I advocating anyone leaving their lady.
Although that said, if you did get an opportunity with one of these 50…jeez.
Maybe take up polygamy. Be creative. No one needs to get hurt. Umm, let's begin.