My Dream Team

I have created my "dream team" of NBA players. Keep in mind that I have selected each of these players based on how they played (or are playing) in their prime.

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan only made the team because everyone would be angry if I made a theoretical dream team and didn't include him.

Oh, and he's the greatest basketball player of all time.

Lebron James

Lebron's nickname is "King James." I figure this will get us some playing time in Europe.

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant will be the drama queen of the team.

And also score 84 points per game.

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaq is here because he is huge and he's huge. His one and only job will be to get rebounds. Once in a while I'd like him to shatter the backboard.

Also his free throw shooting is known to be the best in the league.

Steve Nash

Steve Nash made the team because the other four guys are likely to be ball hogs. Steve Nash will run the point and distribute the ball to whoever has the fewest points so that they can all stay relatively even.

Steve Nash

Steve Nash made the team because the other four guys are likely to be ball hogs. Steve Nash will run the point and distribute the ball to whoever has the fewest points so that they can all stay relatively even.

And he's Canadian.