Pass the Ball Andy: I usually don’t take on Coaches, but why did he run on those last two plays?

U2 Pants-Dropper: I never expected that moronic scenario replicated on MNF.  Pass the Ball!

Brady Quinn, Medicine Man: Does he have the cure for the Brownies?

Sage Rosensmells: His four INTs stunk.

Not Built for this Rough Torain: Ryan’s season—over before it started.

Mewelde is Back for Moore: Another couple of TDs subbing for Willie Parker.

Crown Royal: Eddie’s big day left your opponent punch drunk.

Scorin’ Koren: It’s nice to see him clean, sober, and scoring.

Ted Did it A-Ginn: Another solid week for Ted Ginn, Jr.

Kellen Me Softly: Kellen Winslow put the hurting on fantasy teams.

No Longer a Heap of Crap: Todd Heap scored twice.

Keller Instinct: Dustin Keller went for 107 and a score.

Wailin’ Braylon: You’d cry too if you forgot how to catch. His owners are sure crying.