Info Leaked From Xtreme Couture Says Randy Will Come Into Fight at 260 Lbs!!

Jeff Wackerly by Correspondent Written on November 13, 2008
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News has been leaked from Extreme Couture that Randy has been on an intensive strength and weight gain program and plans on coming into the fight this Saturday at 260-265 lbs of solid muscle.

"This is a Randy that no one has seen before, a monster version of Randy.  Imagine Randy as a bigger stronger version of Kevin Randleman".

Couple this with the fact that he won't need to cut any weight and Brock's strength and size advantage might almost be a non factor.

OK, so for those that haven't noticed, this is in the fantasy category because that's what it is, a fantasy, a hoax, a prank, a dream...

I friend of mine who is just learning about MMA was asking me about the fight coming up this weekend.  I was explaining to her who the players are, why this fight is so interesting and why it's hard to pick a winner.  

She said, "what if Randy has been really working out and gets extra big and strong, to where he's almost as strong as Brock?"  I was intrigued by the idea and told her "it'd make it a lot easier to pick a winner wouldn't it".

How bad ass would it be if this was the case!  

The thought of that, if it were true, would have gotten me so excited that I decided I had to write about it.  

I still think Randy is going to win this fight without getting bigger and it's not out of the realm of possibility for him to have gained a bit more size and strength, although nothing like this.  

My hope is that he pulls off the win and cements his legacy with another win over Minotaro before he retires for good.

I hope you guys had some fun reading this, I had fun writing it.

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