The Hottest WAGs, Fans and Cheerleaders from Each NFL Team
WAGs, hot fans and cheerleaders.
With the Preseason in full swing, it's high time we celebrate some of the sexiest supporters of all 32 NFL teams, a task I was more than happy to undertake.
Full disclosure: Since six teams—the Bears, Browns, Giants, Lions, Packers and Steelers—inexplicably don't have cheerleader squads, I've picked two categories for each NFL team since I couldn't do all three for the entire league.
Let's do this.
Arizona Cardinals: Fan
I call this picture, "An Excellent Way to Start Any Slideshow."
It's a working title.
Arizona Cardinals: Maria
Atlanta Falcons: Fan
With most of the talk in the NFC centering on the "Dream Team" in Philadelphia and the defending champion Packers getting a whole slew of players healthy, I think my pick to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl is the Falcons.
Which hurts, because I'm an Eagles fan. But I must remain (mostly) unbiased in my prognosticating.
Atlanta Falcons: Sabrina
To me, the Falcons don't have many holes on either side of the ball and should be hungry after being humbled by the Packers in the playoffs last year.
Matty Ice has a number of weapons at his disposal, and an already solid defense was bolstered by the addition of defensive end Ray Edwards.
Photo from AtlantaFalcons.com
Baltimore Ravens: Fan
Things I know about Baltimore: Crab cakes are good, The Wire was the best show ever created (and it's not close), and Cal Ripken, Jr. was a stud.
Oh, and this girl is hot.
There you have it.
Baltimore Ravens: Alyssa
Will Joe Flacco finally take the next step and become a premier quarterback? Will Ray Rice be a more consistent fantasy producer this season? How long can the (aging) defensive core of the Ravens keep the team relevant?
While you ponder these questions, do enjoy this picture of the lovely Alyssa.
Photo from BaltimoreRavens.com
Buffalo Bills: Fan
Here we have a beautiful damsel in distress.
And trust me, if you are a Bills fan you are often in distress.
Buffalo Bills: Brianne
Buffalo may get blustery and cold in the winter, but the Buffalo Jills cheering squad is one way for the locals to stay warm.
Photo from BuffaloJills.net
Carolina Panters: Fan
All of this and more could be yours, Cam Newton, if you can live up to expectations and become the face of the Panthers' franchise.
Carolina Panthers: Ashley
Is anyone else annoyed that the Panthers will return both DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart?
It really sucks for fantasy football predicting, let me tell you.
Chicago Bears: Fan
I'm sure that Brian Urlacher has his pick of the beautiful ladies in Chicago, as demonstrated here.
Because Brian Urlacher is diesel.
And don't you forget it.
Chicago Bears: Kristin Cavallari
I know that her and Cutler broke their engagement off, but consider this a farewell to Cavallari, another hot WAG lost.
(Tim is now seen pouring some of his forty on the ground. Actually, that's a lie—he's in a coffee shop, and is nervously looking around to see if anyone noticed that he accidentally spilled some coffee.)
Cincinnati Bengals: Fan
This is as sexy as the Bengals could possibly be.
Cincinnati Bengals: Sunny
As Carson Palmer can attest to, it generally is not always Sunny in Cincinnati.
This slide is Sunny side up, however.
Cleveland Browns: Natalie Marie
I guess model Natalie Marie is a Browns fan.
And if not, I'm guessing males in Cleveland are wishing she was.
Cleveland Browns: Rachel Glandorf
With a name like Colt McCoy, you know he's a football player.
And with a gorgeous wife like Glandorf, you know he's a quarterback.
Dallas Cowboys: Sydney
I can live with that.
Dallas Cowboys: Candice Crawford
You can accuse Tony Romo of a lot of things—being less than clutch, lacking leadership skills or failing to take the next step into elite status.
(For the record, I think we are all a little hard on Romo, who I think is a pretty damn good quarterback. And I'm an Eagles fan!)
One thing you can't accuse Romo of is lacking game with the ladies, as witnessed by his gorgeous fiancee, Candice Crawford.
Denver Broncos: Fan
Somebody just told her that Tim Tebow would someday be a star quarterback for the Broncos.
This was her reaction.
Denver Broncos: Sam
Somebody just told her that she should be happy with a game-manager like Kyle Orton at quarterback.
And she was like, "Then what the hell will I cheer for?"
Or something like that.
Detroit Lions: Fan
The Lions may not make the playoffs in a stacked NFC this year, but I think they are one of the most promising young teams in the NFL.
She seems to think so as well.
Detroit Lions: Kelly Hall
Of course, the Lions' success hinges on whether or not quarterback Matthew Stafford can stay healthy.
Are you paying attention right now?
Nope, there's a WAG on the screen. Moving along.
Green Bay Packers: Fan
Much like the team they support, many Packers fans are champions in my book.
Namely this fan.
Okay, I'm really only talking about this fan—I know you agree.
Green Bay Packers: Lacey Minchew
If this is the WAG of a backup quarterback—in this case, Matt Flynn—imagine how great life must be for the starters?
Damn you, Aaron Rodgers!
Houston Texans: Fan
Can the Texans finally break through and become a playoff team this season? Will defensive additions such as Johnathan Joseph and Danieal Manning heal a horrendous secondary?
What's that? I'm distracting you with all of my "football talk?"
Houston Texans: Tasha
When it comes to cheerleaders, Texas really is a magical place, don't you think?
Photo from HoustonTexans.com
Indianapolis Colts: Fan
I think Colts fans would be happy if this hottie was Peyton Manning's replacement while he gets healthy during the preseason.
Just a guess.
Indianapolis Colts: LeAndra
Then again, if Peyton Manning isn't able to return to form, all Colts' fans will have to cheer about is cheerleaders like LeAndra.
You aren't fooling anyone, Curtis Painter.
Photo from Colts.com
Jacksonville Jaguars: Fan
I don't think she's smiling about the play of quarterback David Garrard, that's for sure.
Jacksonville Jaguars: Fan
We throw another fan down for the Jaguars, just to prove that there are actual, tangible fans that root for this team, and the era of the blackout is no more in Jacksonville.
With hotties like this, I'd show up for the games too.
Kansas City Chiefs: Fan
She'll take the shirt all the way off if Jamaal Charles gets the bulk of the carries this year.
Don't mess this up for us, Todd Haley!
(All fantasies on this slide were completely fabricated by author Timothy Rapp.)
Kansas City Chiefs: Brett
Miami Dolphins: Fan
We'll forgive her for the outdated Zach Thomas jersey.
To be fair, we'd probably forgive her for a whole lot more than that.
Miami Dolphins: Melissa Molinaro
Reggie Bush went from Kim Kardashian to this Old Navy Kardashian look-a-like.
Don't you wish you were a football player?
Minnesota Vikings: Fan
At least she isn't wearing a McNabb jersey.
Minnesota Vikings: Rachel
Are you sure that's who you wanted?
Photo from Vikings.com
New England Patriots: Fan
If this sexy fan was the center, I think I would forget the snap count on more than one occasion.
New England Patriots: Gisele
The crazy thing is, between the salaries Gisele and Tom Brady earn, they could probably buy about 453,412 of those cars.
All numbers have been approximated for jealousy purposes.
New Orleans Saints: Fan
Methinks this lovely lady won't be missing Reggie Bush too much when she sees the production of Pierre Thomas and Mark Ingram.
Then again, given Bush's popularity with the ladies, perhaps she will miss his production.
New Orleans Saints: Brittany Brees
I'm a huge Drew Brees fan, so the success he's had in New Orleans (along with all he has done for the city) has been wonderful to see.
I'm also a Brittany Brees fan, but that's a topic for another day.
New York Giants: Fan
You're a nice quarterback, Eli, but you don't crack the elusive "elite" club.
You fall into the Matt Schaub, Matt Ryan, Tony Romo and Josh Freeman tier in my opinion, Eli.
But nice try.
New York Giants: Abby McGrew
But if it's any consolation, your wife is beautiful, Eli.
So there's that.
New York Jets: Jenn Sterger
Okay, so she most definitely isn't a fan of the Jets in any capacity at this point.
But she's so hot, I couldn't resist putting her on here.
Can you blame me?
New York Jets: Hayden Panettiere
From the New York Post comes this tidbit:
The actress has been linked to Gang Green teammates Mark Sanchez and Scotty McKnight.
And this list is better for it.
Philadelphia Eagles: Fan
And here's one more addition to the "Dream Team."
Philadelphia Eagles: Julie Dorenbos
There has never been a long-snapper WAG this hot.
Well played, Jon Dorenbos.
Pittsburgh Steelers: Fans
I'm not going to even bother writing something here.
Pittsburgh Steelers: Celebrity Fan Gwyneth Paltrow
From Sports Illustrated:
Unlike fellow blonde thespian Cameron Diaz, who played the owner of the fictional Miami Sharks in Oliver Stone's Any Given Sunday, Gwyneth Paltrow hasn't done a pigskin flick yet, but don't think the 29-year-old Oscar winner isn't a fan of the game. Paltrow's father, Bruce Paltrow, creator of the 1970s basketball television show The White Shadow, reports that his daughter is a regular Gridiron Gwyneth. "She's a big Pittsburgh Steelers fan," he says. "I was a Steelers fan when she was a baby, and we used to watch the Steelers all the time. She's become a real proponent of defensive football."
Oakland Raiders: Fan
I much prefer her to this type of Raiders fan.
Just my opinion.
Oakland Raiders: Nicole
San Diego Chargers: Misa Campo
Things I love about this picture: Misa Campo and the powder-blue Chargers jersey.
I don't know if Campo is a fan of the Chargers, and, frankly, I don't give a damn, because I am a huge fan of this picture.
San Diego Chargers: Jennifer
Between the gorgeous Misa Campo and the most lovely member of the Chargers' cheerleader squad, Jennifer, I hereby decree that the Chargers are the hottest team on this slideshow.
Photo from UltimateCheerleaders.com
San Francisco 49ers
The only other thing I'd rather watch than this hottie do, well, just about anything?
Patrick Willis playing linebacker—talk about beast mode!
San Francisco 49ers: Elizabeth Smith
Alex Smith may never live up to expectations, but his beautiful wife Elizabeth certainly exceeds them.
One out of two isn't bad.
Seattle Seahawks: Fan
And Pete Carroll goes to hell.
Well, at least if you ask USC fans...
Seattle Seahawks: Brittany
Enjoy the picture, Seahawks fan.
Photo from Seahawks.com
St. Louis Rams: Fan
The NFC West is ripe for the taking, Rams.
St. Louis Rams: Tiffany
If Sam Bradford had top-notch receivers, I think he would be a star this year.
As it were, I think he'll have an excellent campaign.
The star power will come in time.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Fan
As they say, all that matters to a pirate—or in this case, a Buccaneer—is booty.
So we can check that off the list.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Kara
Shiver me timbers!
Tennessee Titans: Janae
Are you also hypnotized by her eyes?
Tennessee Titans: Fan
She won't be smiling if Chris Johnson doesn't end his lockout soon, that's for sure.
Washington Redskins: Fan
I've never dreamed of being an NFL kicker until this moment.