When you're watching a sports movie, you're likely not doing so for the sexy scenes, but from time to time they manage to combine our love of the game with our love of women.
From sexy lifeguards to whipped cream bikinis, I'll be taking a look at 25 of the sexiest sports movie scenes—and yes, there will be cheerleaders.
As if there was any doubt.
If you've seen "Bridget Jones's Diary," first off, I'm sorry, and I want you to erase that image of Renee Zellweger from your head and replace it with this one.
This image you'll actually want to keep in your head.
You're going to see more than a few scenes with cheerleaders on this list, and I couldn't in good conscience exclude Hayden Panattiere and her epic booty.
I'll watch her spank herself any time.
Christine Taylor, otherwise known as Ben Stiller's wife, making out with another hot chick.
That pretty much sums it up.
An incredibly fit Kate Bosworth surfing in a bikini for 90 minutes or so...
I'll openly say that "Blue Crush" wasn't exactly the world's greatest movie, but I think the sights certainly made up for some of its shortcomings.
And the couple beers I drank made up for the rest.
Every man should have a "happy place"—I know I spend at least 99 percent of my day in mine—and Happy Gilmore shows you here exactly what should be in it.
I'll give you a hint: There should be a hot woman in lingerie.
We all suspect that cheerleaders think a lot of themselves, but it's an unspoken rule of life that beautiful people aren't supposed to acknowledge they're beautiful.
Well, the cheerleaders in "Bring It On!" do the exact opposite of that in this scene, and it ends with a naked Kirsten Dunst.
I'll forgive their indiscretion, but just this once...
If you haven't heard of this movie, don't worry—you're not really missing anything.
You can just watch this scene of Christy Carlson Romano, who plays an ice skater, lose her top in the ocean.
There are three reasons I don't ever dance.
1. I can't.
2. There's no amount of alcohol to convince me that I can.
3. What Bianca Lawson does in this scene has never happened to me on the few occasions I actually stepped foot on the dance floor.
Let's see. We have a woman with nice legs, wearing only a revealing shirt, who is at one point making out on the top of the kitchen table, tied to a bed and making love in the bathtub.
I think we have ourselves a sexy scene.
I never thought of ping pong as being particularly sexy, but I guess that's because I've only played it with drunk guys.
But watching Maggie Q play certainly makes me change my mind a bit.
A hot woman in a corset laying on a Posturepedic mattress—nothing wrong with that.
Now if I could just find a way to edit Will Ferrell out of this clip...
When you're a kid, there's always that one older girl you have a crush on, and there's really nothing you can do about it. You're young and she's out of your league.
But as "Squints" shows us here in "The Sandlot," if you ever want a shot at her, you need to be proactive.
He's braver than I'll ever be.
A girlfriend made me watch this movie, and the only thing that kept me from jumping out the window was Jenna Dewan and her smoking hot body.
This woman sure can dance.
A gymnasts body isn't going to sculpt itself, and as Missy Peregrym shows us, it takes a lot of time, hard work and determination.
But that's OK, because I have a lot of time on my hands. I can sit here and watch all day.
The rough and tough Vicki Vallencourt in "The Waterboy" might be a little too edgy for some men's tastes. She knows what she wants and goes for it.
And it's too much for Bobby Boucher to handle.
Since mankind has been in existence, men have been trying to get women naked, and as Omar Epps demonstrates here, we now have one more strategy to try.
This one might only work in a movie, though. But don't let that stop you from trying.
I suck enough at bowling, but if there were distractions like this lurking around, my nipples would be hard, too.
I don't know how that would affect my bowling game, but I'm just saying.
Cindy Morgan talks about how nervous she was before the "infamous pool scene" in Caddyshack, even thinking to herself, "I can't do this" at one point.
Fortunately, she overcame her fears, because we now have this sexy scene to remember how hot she was back in her day.
Also, it's a great movie to boot.
I don't know if I would ever date a woman who can kick a football 40 yards, and I'll tell you one thing, we'd be breaking up over the phone, but if she looked like Kathy Ireland, I just might reconsider.
You have to love those knee-high socks and short shorts.
The fact of the matter is, I can wash my own damn car, but why would I want to when this is the alternative?
A hot summers day with wet, sexy cheerleaders in bikinis...
Yeah, I'll pay the $5.
I apologize for the music—even though it's a song I like and only listen to with the blinds shut and the door locked—and I would mute it if you're just here for the sexy.
Amber Heard is ridiculously cute, and I'm disappointed that I don't see her on my television more.
Cut to the 1:40 mark if you want to see her behind get a polite spanking.
Behold Danielle Savre's booty in slow motion.
Nine out of 10 doctors recommend it, and I can personally guarantee it will add five years to your life. If you're bald, your hair will grow back. Also, your IQ will go up 50 points.
*These statements have yet to be evaluated by anyone sane.
In real life, there's this thing called "class," and it's what keeps cheerleaders from spanking and making out with each other.
Class can go to hell.
Watch this clip from "The Replacements" to get an idea of what I consider to be a perfect world.
You ever driving down the road and catch sight of a beautiful woman, and you almost crash because you're paying attention to her?
Well, if she looked anything close to Jessica Biel, I would completely understand if you drove right off the road, or through a patch of flowers, as Freddy Prince, Jr. does here.
What's better than a hot woman? A hot woman who has covered her most intimate areas with whipped cream.
Thank you Ali Larter. Also, the writers of Varsity Blues.
After the release of this movie, the sale of whipped cream spiked in the U.S.—probably.