Power Ranking All NFL Cheerleading Squads in 2011
Ladies and mainly gentlemen, the time is here.
The NFL season is only weeks away, and along with our passion for football comes our love for cheerleaders. They provide everything the men in pads lack: sexiness, short skirts, nice bodies to look at and more sexiness.
For the teams that don't have a squad to boost their testosterone on Sundays, tell the main guy up in his office to get with the program.
Without further ado, click away and have fun.
The Carolina Topcats aren't my favorite bunch in the league, but hey, cheerleaders are cheerleaders.
This squad of Carolina-blue will have a lot to cheer for next season with Cam Newton under center.
New England Patriots
Unfortunately, it's too cold in New England for them to be dancing around in almost nothing.
With Tom Brady on the team, he shouldn't have too many distractions being that he is already married to a supermodel.
If they didn't have to rock the jackets half of the year, then maybe they'd be a little higher.
Kansas City Chiefs
Your ideal, choreographed, picture-perfect group of girls.
You can catch these ladies cheering in white at Arrowhead Stadium.
Hello Buffalo Jills.
While there isn't much of a fanbase in Buffalo, these cheerleaders can hopefully bring more life to upstate New York.
Se-ladies, now all we need is se...nevermind.
These cheerleaders belong to Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts. Just look at those beautiful smiles.
Check out these Sea Gals.
Too bad it rains a lot in Seattle or these ladies would be making some heavy steam in their neon green.
That's all I have to say.
Obama should be proud. I bet he wishes the Redskins would win the Super Bowl.
Playing in the Nation's capitol, this fine group of cheerleaders can strike a pose whenever they please.
Look at their faces and tell me they're not into it.
Atlanta Falcons, home to one of the most powerful teams in the NFC, and also drop-dead sexy cheerleaders.
Cincinnati Ben-Gals—very clever.
Besides this gorgeous blonde in the front and the Paula Abdul look-alike to her side, the Bengals do have some more very attractive cheerleaders in orange.
I think the logo is placed appropriately.
Now that Brett Favre is gone, the Vikings and the cheerleaders can all celebrate his retirement party. Wait, if these girls do come, he might get himself in more trouble.
Anyways, very sexy.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Not a bad Buc in the bunch.
What would make this picture more awesome is if they had one cheerleader dress as an actual pirate.
ROAR! No really, their name is the Jacksonville ROAR.
These flattering colors on the group of ladies makes them look even more astounding.
St. Louis Rams
This gorgeous Rams cheerleader looks great in gold.
The St. Louis Rams cheerleaders have a lot to cheer about with the promising Sam Bradford under center. Oops, did I say "Rams cheerleaders" in the same sentence?
It's awfully hot in Arizona, oh and so is the weather.
The Cardinals cheerleaders mainly consist of a group of sexy blondes all wearing bright red. Any complaints?
I do this because I care.
The Oakland Raiderettes may not have the most appealing name, but that's not a problem as long as these ladies all look like that.
This cameraman knows what's up.
I bet there's a lot of ranting and raving about these cheerleaders.
Purple, black and gold = the most perfect combo of colors.
Look how happy they are. Now stare at the center of this picture and look how happy you are!
Damn you Tebow, you get the best of the best wherever you are.
New Orleans Saints
Do you love the sensations the "Saintsations" bring to you?
These girls are the definition of cute, and waving around a pink pom-pom just tops it off.
Not only should the Eagles be excited that they landed literally every big name in free agency, but they also have angels for cheerleaders.
Too bad almost every football player is already married.
That means more for us!
I'd say the Texans cheerleaders give the Cowboys a run for their money.
Texas is a very big state, so why not fill it up with the very best cheerleaders?
Green Bay Packers
While the Packers may not officially have a formal squad together, having college cheerleaders is fine with me!
Yes, the Packers are one of the few teams without an official NFL cheerleading team. I don't see anyone complaining that they have college girls instead, though.
San Diego Chargers
If these Charger Girls don't give you a spark, then I don't know what will.
The San Diego Chargers have the luxury of having these fine ladies in mini mini-skirts cheer for them every week.
I think LeBron chose Miami for more than just the Heat.
It's true, the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders have some of the sexiest girls I've ever seen. This picture does not do any justice.
New York Jets
I'll fly with the Flight Crew any day.
They make up for the Giants not having any cheerleaders, so now the very best of New York are right here, captain!
Probably the most famous cheerleading squad in the nation: the Dallas Cowgirls.
I could've picked a different picture, but I figured you all would appreciate this as well.
Everyone knows that Dallas has the most dedicated cheerleaders in the league, heck, they even had their own TV show!