NCAA 25 Hottest Cheerleaders: 2011 Football Season Kick-off Edition
It is the smell of barbecue on the grill. It's the laughing of children playing in the quad while parents sit around and relive old times. It is the cheering, screaming, and body painting that proves who has the number one fans.
It is the sun setting in the sky as the home team dances towards the end zone. It's the love of the game that garners so much national attention every Saturday in the Fall.
It is college football time.
And for me, that means one more thing, the beautiful cheerleaders prancing around on the sidelines.
So sit back and enjoy as you look at the cheerleaders of the Top 25.
25. Penn State
Two, four, six, eight...
I think that is what they are saying. I am not too sure because my binoculars are focused on something else.
If life was fair, they would not allow the University of Texas cheerleaders to prance around in chaps.
How are we expected to accomplish anything in the state of Texas when they allow this kind of beauty. It is just plain unfair to mankind.
Even right now I am at a lost for words.
The football program at the University of Florida is on the rebound after winning two BCS National Championships a few years ago. They are struggling to find their rhythm on the field again.
All those things pertain to the team but the cheerleaders...now they are doing quite alright.
I find it hard to believe anyone could actually snap a football like this. Aside from the fact that she is not wearing any protective gear, if she were to hike the ball from there she would be destroyed instantly.
But I am guessing that nobody is actually thinking that way besides me. Correct?
How many Missouri cheerleaders does it take to entertain grown men at a pool party?
At least six but we would always welcome another five more. As long as I get dibs on the pretty one.
20. Mississippi State
Who in the world is that?
I know I have seen her before but where? Oh yeah, Playboy. How can I forget?
BCS National Championship...check
Number one overall pick in the NFL draft...check
Make sure I am wearing underwear...uh, I have to get back to you on that one.
18. Notre Dame
If I could right about how incredible the Notre Dame reputation is, I would. But being as I do not care about the constant spewing of Fighting Irish information into my brain from NBC all the way to ESPN, I will not comment.
All I will say is, thank goodness for hot cheerleaders.
17. Michigan State
What is green, white, and covered with a Trojan?
I am not sure but you should go ask Kermit.
16. Ohio State
I was not fully sold on the idea that Ohio State was doing something illegal until Terrel Pryor jumped the fence and Jim Tressell drove the getaway car.
It is hard to see an organization that as worked so hard to stay clean go and screw up as bad as they did. The worse part is that they cut everyone loose when things got rough.
Come on now, the University of Southern California would not do something like that. They would just hope no one noticed anymore.
It has already been confirmed by my sources that this is a Texas Christian cheerleader. She might not be on the field but she is still worth the jersey she is wearing. All I can ask is if I can get my girlfriend to wear something like that for gamedays. That would be perfection.
Whoo, Pig, Sooie!
That chant makes zero sense to me or anyone else not from Arkansas. However, it makes perfect sense when you ask someone from Arkansas about it. Go ahead and see what I mean. You will be surprisingly shocked at the outcome of the story.
13. Virginia Tech
Virginia Tech has plenty of reasons as to why you should go there for school. I can not think of any good ones right this second but I am sure if you ask someone, like maybe her, you can get a run down.
On second thought, just asking a cheerleader for advice should be a good reason to talk to them. So go do that anyways and you can thank me later.
12. South Carolina
The jokes have always preceded the actual team of South Carolina. What do you expect from a team with the name Gamecocks?
If you want to submit any jokes for this picture, email them to firstname.lastname@example.org
Oh those sexy Cornhuskers. There is something about women from the farm that make us all want to second guess our current girlfriend situations.
Give me one shot at a Nebraska farm girl and if I can land one, I will marry her today!
Ok, so she is not a cheerleader but from the looks of things, I bet all the money in my wallet she is going to do some kind of cheering this season. But if not, do you blame me for introducing you to her anyways? I did not think so.
9. Texas A&M
At what point is one better than two? Even shampoo has conditioner in it to make it seem better so why not apply that theory to cheerleaders.
Ok, so maybe that point was lost on the majority of readers but it is not like anyone is reading this, are they?
8. Oklahoma State
It does not take a genius to figure out why I chose this blonde beauty to represent her school.
She has legs so long a boat could cross underneath her.
7. Boise State
I find that the Broncos of Boise State are so underrated that even the fans and cheerleaders are classified the same.
Look at these lovely ladies. Do you think they are a bit underrated? Don't they make you feel as if you could land anyone of them because they live in Idaho?
Have you ever met a chick that was smarter than any other female you have ever come in contact with?
If you went to Stanford then you would already know what I am talking about. There is not a single cheerleader on this team that does not know how to spell Go, Fight, or Win.
5. Florida State
I think we should have auditions for the new Superman and Batman movies. I already can see a billion votes for the above beauties to be in those two respective films.
They will not be the main characters, obviously, but they should be considered for something. I mean, look at the free advertisments already.
As a native of the great state of Louisiana, I can easily say that LSU has one of the sexiest group of cheerleaders since the first double tuck back hand spring occurred back in the day.
They are cute, sexy, cheeky, outgoing, beautiful, fun-loving, Southern girls that cheer for the team I support on the reg. I am not bias when I say any of this but I do favor my girls.
When the Oregon cheerleaders decide to start their own reality show, I will be the first person in line to watch.
They are the hottest cheerleading group in NCAA history. If you don't believe me, just Google the term "Oregon cheerleaders"
Someone please help me remember where I parked my truck.
On second thought never mind, I seem to have found it.
Some people would argue that Oklahoma should not be the top team in the nation.
Others will argue that they should be.
I argue that there are not enough photos of the damn cheerleaders for us to enjoy. Someone should fix that issue asap.