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1) NFL-Miami_Dolphins-2008_NFL_Draft_Strategy_The_Miami_Dolphins-230108">Miami Dolphins: Glenn Dorsey, DT, LSU
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The Longest Mock Draft in NFL History Continues...
We've reached the point in the Mock Draft where every team sucks equally.
So equally that, as of right now, we still don’t know for sure who’s picking third.
Here’s how it breaks down:
The Falcons, Raiders, Chiefs, and Jets all finished 4-12.
Either the Falcons or the Raiders will pick third.
The Jets don’t get to play because they sucked against better competition.
The Chiefs don’t get to play because they sucked less than the Raiders against common opponents.
So at the NFL Combine, the Raiders and Falcons will flip a coin. The winner picks third. The loser picks fourth—unless the Raiders win. If that happens, we get ANOTHER coin flip to decide if the Chiefs or Falcons pick fourth.
Coin flips are stupid, so until the NFL decides otherwise, we’re going with the Falcons picking third for a very simple reason: they were the worse of the two teams.
The Falcons lost by an awe-inspiring 10.93 points per game, while the Raiders lost by a slightly less embarrassing 7.18 points per game.
Plus, Al Davis is a schmuck and doesn’t deserve to pick third. So there.
Quick Falcons Update
The Falcons searched high and low for a new GM and head coach. They interviewed everyone from Bill Parcells to Pete Carroll. Marty Schottenheimer's name was tossed around the media. The Falcons left no stone unturned.
Eventually their GM search led to a guy named Thomas Dimitroff from the Patriots’ organization.
This was met with a universal yawn, followed by, “well, he did work for the Patriots.”
Thomas Dimitroff then settled on Mike Smith as head coach. This was met with a universal, “who the hell is Mike Smith?”
Followed by: “No, seriously, who the hell is Mike Smith?”
I have to think, given that Thomas Dimitroff was trained by Bill Belichick and Scott Pioli, that Mike Smith is the right guy for the job.
I’m also pretty confident that he knows how to run a system that knows how to hit on draft day.
The Pick: Matt Ryan, QB, Boston College
Michael Vick’s career is sleeping with the dogs. He may come back someday, but not as the starting quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons.
This is a team in serious need of stability. Matt Ryan provides just that.
Ryan did quite a bit in the ACC with a less-than-stellar supporting cast. He ran NFL-style offenses, called his own plays, played hurt, showed tremendous leadership, and had a knack for taking over games.
He has the size NFL scouts love. He has the arm strength required to make every throw. He’s elusive in the pocket and shows decent speed (for a QB) when forced to scramble.
Best of all, he's a great guy off the field.
Point is, he’s no Mike Vick—and that’s exactly what the Falcons need.
The Falcons have some talent on offense, with Roddy White at WR, Alge Crumpler at TE, and a backfield that consists of the ageless Warrick Dunn and the speedy Jerious Norwood.
As hard as it is to believe, they’re not THAT far away.
Their season was destroyed by the self-destruction of their starting quarterback and a scumbag head coach who couldn't handle NFL players.
Under normal circumstances, they're at least two or three games better than the Raiders.
The Falcons are short a franchise QB—and Matt Ryan is the perfect guy for the job.
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