Anelka, Chelsea's still new signing is leading their scoring charts and has indefinitely been Chelsea's main goal scoring asset. However, can this experienced Frenchman in his old age, an ancient football guru, actually score a decent goal?
From what we've seen of him at Chelsea, that superb goal scoring technique has simply been wiped from his football boots, removed from his game and replaced by his new found way of shooting, the lucky tap in from three to four yards.
Is this what thousands of cheering fans come to see, if they're not silent at Chelsea as per usual. No, I presume it's not. Who wants to see a lucky tap in when you can see A Geovanni strike from outside the area. So, in other words, a little tip to all you Chelsea fans. Leave London and go live up in Hull. Your new team may not be top of the table, but at least you'll see some great goals.
After finishing this short article about Chelsea's Anelka we decided to interview Anelka asking him if he was still that prolific striker OR just a lucky get who taps it through the goalkeepers legs.
He responded with, "Is this some kind of joke, 'Low it man, it' not f***ing right, is you dizzee or summit, just f*** off yerrr!?". The kind words of a footballer? An inspiration to youngsters all over the country? I think not!
10 comments Last one added 7 months ago — Leave a Comment
Nel Boi 7 months ago
Sick man!
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Ricky O'Neal 7 months ago
Really good article, Anelka is undratted. Even when he has good runs of form people won't admit that theres got to be something about him consiidering how successful he has managed to be at the catalouge of clubs he has already been at.
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Guido 7 months ago
He was decent enough during his spell at Arsenal. Didn't impress at Madrid, but still a good striker overall.
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Nyall Sharp 7 months ago
Neil, your story is in the featured section, wow lol
Im gonna do mine now, read it later
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Matt Fleck 7 months ago
The best strikers in the world score any way they can, that's what makes them so valuable. He is getting up there in age (29) and for a guy whose primary assets are pure speed and powerful type shots he will understandably lose some efficiency if he can't get the separation he is to getting on the ball. That being said he is still a world class striker.
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T G 7 months ago
Firstly i agree with the title, but not your resoning behind it. Anelka has scored lots of tap ins as they are being put on a plate for him - but you have to be in the right place to score them. and dont worry about spectacular goals we have plenty of other players to score them
Secondly, mock interview was "interesting" - - if you ever heard him interviewed you would realise he is french and therefore has a french accent (actually much easier to mock than the route you took) - but i guess you may not understand that up north... people of different cultures and all that....
finally i think you mean lucky git - not lucky get.....
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Nel Boi 7 months ago
Firstly, I wrote this as a joke, (that's why it's in the humour section), after recently watching Adulthood :P So I made him speak like the typical chav porttrayed in Adulthood
Secondly, I'm not a northener! How insulting! aha :P
And I meant to write get by the way. Sounds better than git in the title
Last-ly lol, the occasional elipsis, hoping you know what an elipsis is by the way, does not make you intelligent, it makes you a prat
Happy writing! :D
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Maire Ofeire 7 months ago
I think he would of been far better off developing a bit more at Arsenal but he listened too much to his brother... still he's not a bad player
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T G 7 months ago
ha ha, touche Nel - not sure elipsis is the right word, but very fancy nonetheles.....
the title actually does hits on a good discussion which i think your mate (nyall??) touched on... but you just keep writing the comedy, i think you have a real talent for it ;-)
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Nel Boi 7 months ago
lol sorry for calling you a prat :)
Cheers anywayzz
I'll read some of your articles now if ya want
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