I've been reading a lot of Batman comics recently, so here is a riddle for you: What do ESPN and Kim Kardashian have in common?
Take your time.
Okay, this is getting ridiculous, you should have figured it out by now.
I'm just going to give you the answer: Both can be seen in 3D!
As you probably already know, ESPN has a 3D channel. But now, Kardashian will be appearing in a 3D photo shoot for World's Most Beautiful magazine. And logically, I could only think of one thing when I read the news: What other sports hotties would I want to see in 3D?
From WAGs to athletes to reporters to one (smoking hot) fan, I've compiled a stunning list of ladies that should be seen in more than one dimension. So sit back, strap on your pretend 3D glasses, and enjoy the show!
The aforementioned cover.
I could have sworn just about every picture of Kardashian was in 3D. I guess some of her assets just naturally pop out.
Photo from KimKardashian.Celebuzz
Sexy 3D golfing?
It's probably the only way to make golfing less boring.
Picture this: Ana Ivanovic on the big screen in 3D, running across the court and slamming tennis balls.
Cut to the next day, with Ivanovic doing a bikini-photo shoot.
Then we go to this pool without any water, where Ivanovic is just hanging out, looking sexy—in 3D!
What an amazing film that would be. You don't have jack on me, James Cameron.
I think the 3D appeal of Ms. Brown is plenty apparent.
More sexy sports reporters! In pools!
Picture this 3D flick—"Sports Reporters Covering a Swim Meet From the Pool."
The title needs some work, but the concept is solid.
Honestly, 3D surfing on its own would be pretty darn sweet.
Add a smoking babe like Alana Blanchard to the mix, and you've got some fantastic 3D action.
"Sexy Pole Vaulting in 3D"—that sounds like a film of the, shall we say, adult variety.
While I work on the title, you just imagine the stunning Stokke in IMAX 3D.
Have they made a Lifetime movie about Erin Andrews' life yet?
If they do, could they make it in 3D?
(That comment is wrong on so many levels.)
Photo from GQ
3D movie title—"Tennis Grunters in 3D."
And it's just Sharapova playing tennis in 3D, grunting every time she smacks the ball as only she does.
Sadly, that movie would kill at the box office.
If you'll excuse me, I need to go purchase a surfboard.
Maybe we could just combine the Sharapova film with the Kirilenko 3D experience, and call it "Maria and Maria Play Tennis Against One Another in 3D."
Why over-complicate a good thing, right?
That is a handball, Laisa—you should be using your feet right now.
Ex-Brazilian soccer player Laisa Andrioli should star in the sequel to "Bend it Like Beckham," entitled "Launch it Like Laisa—In 3D!"
It's a can't-miss flick!
If you didn't know by now, Paraguay's super-fan (and gorgeous model) Riquelme promised to streak naked if her country won the Copa America Cup in July.
They failed to do so, dropping the final against Uruguay.
But just imagine if she had, and someone had filmed it—in 3D!
You ever seen a streaker—in 3D?
Andy Roddick gets to see Brooklyn Decker in 3D all of the time, as the pair are married.
I am jealous of Andy Roddick.
That is all.
Wait, this picture isn't already in 3D?
God bless soccer WAGs, each and every one.
"The Ultimate Show" really should be shot in 3D.
And Kenda Perez should probably be wearing a net.
That's probably the best idea I've ever had.
She's the coolest chick ever, by the way.
Just in case you were wondering.
The Jets apparently enjoyed seeing Miss Sainz in all of her 3D glory.
I am jealous of the Jets.
What did the linebacker say when he heard the hot Mexican reporter was coming to practice?
Yup, you guessed it.
Seriously, sexy 3D golfing would not be very hard to cast—there are a remarkable number of hot golf players out there.
Just watch the video of this newly-minted soccer WAG, and thank me later.
Don't screw this up for yourself, Gerard Pique—Shakira is a once-in-a-lifetime hottie.
Wait, I should probably write more, lest the bosses think I'm getting lazy on the job.
That should cover it.
Title of film: "Shayk, Rattle and Roll—In 3D!"
Plot: Irina Shayk shakes, rattles and rolls—in 3D!
Reviews: Cristiano Ronaldo is one lucky man, as supermodel and WAG Irina Shayk delivers a hot and steamy performance—in 3D!
Rated: A (For Awesome—in 3D!).
"On the Catwalk: The 3D Story of Supermodel WAGs."
Tell me you wouldn't go see that.
I dare you.
(Tim sits back and waits for the trolls to strike.)
I actually think watching javelin in 3D would be pretty cool.
Add Leryn Franco to the mix, and that's a film I am definitely into seeing.