You know the old adage, "If you throw enough money at it, it will go away."
That's a philosophy best adopted by a guy like Ben Roethlisberger not your MLB GMs. But just like Big Ben at a crowded nightclub, mistakes will happen and people will be hurt when huge baseball contracts are involved.
Mainly, it's the fans of those teams burned by high-priced, low-flying free agents getting hurt.
I momentarily thought about making this an awards slideshow, and calling these the "Werthies" in honor of everyone's favorite Mendoza line-straddling, Cristal-guzzling millionaire in DC, but I'm gonna give Jason Werth another year to crack .250 before declaring him the biggest waste of money since a Milli Vanilli concert ticket.
Instead, this is going to be a list of the six guys who let expectations (or money) get to them. Six guys who, like an Enron Exec, took the money and ran.