A bit of background
If you break down their statistics, there's no contest.
Peyton is far and away the more talented quarterback. His hairline is even receding to make room for more brain. If you look close, you can see the wrinkles on his scalp.
Unfortunately, the both have a Super Bowl ring, which is really the one and only stat anyone cares about. And not only does Eli have one, too, he got it against Tom Brady and the then-undefeated New England Patriots—Peyton's arch nemesis.
It took Peyton years to get over that hump.
Who would win in a fight?
This would be a shameful fight to watch, but given Peyton's size and intelligence, I would have to give "Brainchild" the edge.
You know he would have the whole thing planned out a week in advance. And you better believe there would be audibles.
It would end with Manning throwing a spiral directly to Eli's head, officially making him act as stupid as he looks.
Who does mom (secretly) love more?
Neither of them.
She secretly loves their oldest and under-appreciated son—hold up, I have to check what his name is—Cooper the most.
Not only does he actually exist—if the Internet is to be believed—but he has part ownership of an energy firm that deals with oil and gas stocks.
Oil and gas! You can live without a Super Bowl ring, but oil and gas are essential.