In the summer, sports fans suffer. Between mid-season baseball, endless loops of NFL Live, and spending time with the family, fanatics may be close to the bridge's edge.
And if that wasn't enough, the shortage of WAG footage would make most men jump.
With football, basketball, soccer and golf (sort of) in their off seasons, the beautiful women that appear with their athlete husbands are also taking time off, leaving sports fans gasping for air.
Fear not, however, as we've answered the prayers. These women are the ones you've missed most from their hiatuses, so make sure to get a good look, as they won't be around for a while.
Or, if they date a NBA player, forever.
Note: Ladies who are always in the news lose points.
Mike Comrie must have been a psychic. In 2007, the Penguins center invested in a project who's hottest moments were few an far between in her Lizzy McGuire days.
And now? Well, let's just say if she looked like this earlier on, Spike TV would've made a play on her before Disney Channel ever got a chance.
Tony Romo's former love couldn't get out of the stands, falling for searching-for-work tight end Eric Johnson soon after.
I think I figured out why Johnson can't (or doesn't want to) leave home for a job.
Dwyane Wade's ex-wife once accused Gabrielle Union and the Heat superstar of engaging in foreplay in front of her kids, saying they were scarred.
The case was threw out for "improper jurisdiction," which probably is the judge's way of saying, "If Gabrielle Union is low on clothes, there's no negatives here."
Kings center Jarrett Stoll has a thing for blondes: He called off his marriage with model Rachel Hunter, only to find love with Melrose Place star, Katie Cassidy.
Let's just hope he doesn't shoo her away with email like he did last time.
The Nets' Sasha Vujacic must be hilarious. Like Chris Rock funny.
Because his basketball skills sure aren't the reason the tennis babe is on his arm.
Give it up to the Girl Next Door. She's made her rounds through the NHL, recently landing in bed with Maple Leafs defenseman Dion Phaneuf.
As sports and WAG fans, however, we can't be rooting for this relationship to last. The further north Cuthbert lives, the less likely she throws on these kind of outfits.
Kim Kardashian makes sure to herself in the news, whether its with a new reality show or crashing New Jersey Nets beau Kris Humphries' bachelor party in Las Vegas.
Can you blame her? Take the Missy Elliott test and try to handle that badonka-donk-donk.
Tammy Plante had a tie to hockey before she wed Bruins winger Nathan Horton: She's the great niece of legendary goalie Jacques Plante, the first goalie to wear a face mask in regulation play. That's a fun fact for you.
And Plante has two more for you.
Florida Panthers' Scottie Upshall has been with the blond beauty since 2009, another example of a girl who loves sports finding an athlete to cuddle up with.
Or she just wanted to get into some more of this kind of scandal. Either works.
Wesley Sneijder must be Nostradamus. What better way to forget the pain of losing the 2010 World Cup than by saying "I do" to this Dutch actress?
Can't think of one? How about their honeymoon?
Jason Kidd, kudos. The Dallas Mavericks point man finally captured an NBA title and is a lock for the Hall of Fame.
Not just the NBA one. Going from his ex to Ms. Coleman guarantees his spot in the Man HOF, as well.
When I look at Andersson, I don't exactly think "Woman who won Sweden's version of Survivor."
In fact, I imagine her husband, Red Wings center Henrik Zetterberg, and I have a very similar reaction when she shows up in a wet t-shirt.
Two kids came out of there? Really? So hard to believe
Major props to Roma's Francesco Totti for striking hard, but not too hard. Totti may not be the most attractive guy on the planet, but he's clearly a good husband, imitating his wife's thumb sucking when he scores.
When your girlfriend make a song called "I Wanna Be Bad" with a music video just as suggestive, its no surprise Red Wings center Mike Modano dropped to one knee.
He'll live with the auto-tuned voice for that body.
Tom Brady, salute.
What WAGs slideshow could go on with the original settler, Adriana Lima? And by "settler," I don't mean Lewis and Clark.
That's right, Marko Jaric. Count your lucky stars.
Hunter Mahan's having a down year, but only on the golf course. With a girl like Kandi waiting at home, can he really be down?
Is that even legal?
Tottenham fans are very familiar with Rafael van der Vaart's hotspur, Ms. van der Vaart. She's been modeling in the Netherlands since she was 18, giving her husband plenty to look at since he was a teenager.
"Look at" is clearly a euphemism.
Have you heard of golfer Will MacKenzie? Neither has the PGA: he's no longer ranked.
Thanks to his wife, he's about to get a lot more hits.
Mixed girls really do have it going on. The African-American, Chinese, Spanish and Indian beauty must make Antonio Gates a happy man, even if he's currently physically unable to perform for the Chargers.
Something tells me that's not the case when Dindayal's home.
Patriots wideout Wes Welker has been the King of Catches on and off the field.
But what's more impressive: Being a receiver who regularly catches more than 100 passes per year and is adored by all of New England, or snagging a former Miss Hooters?
Men, you better say the latter.
Sabres goalie Ryan Miller won the hearts of millions of Americans with his performance in the 2010 Winter Olympics, and DeWulf was one of them.
But I'm not it was her heart he was going for.
Peja Stojakovic had a total blast winning the title after joining the Dallas Mavericks mid-way through the season this year.
But it's hard to believe it's more fun than coming home to Kamila in that outfit.
Another proud mommy, Werner dated husband Júlio César's Brazilian teammate Ronaldo before switching from the forward to the goalie rather quickly.
For some reason, foul play can't be ruled out. Seriously, can you blame César for hunting the bombshell after she stood on Brazil's sideline for two years?
Fans, take note: Chicks clearly dig Tottenham. Husband Peter Crouch clearly reached up to snag the British model and TV show host.
Crouch once said that if he wasn't a soccer player, he'd be a virgin. He chose the better route with Clancy.