Kristin Cavallari Returns Ring, Jay Cutler Can Return to Regular Joe Status

By (Pop Culture Lead Blogger) on August 1, 2011

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Somewhere along the line, Kristin Cavallari thought Jay Cutler was the one, a man that could provide her all the happiness in the world. The nation was also mistaken into thinking the quarterback was headline news. We were all wrong, because it turns out he is just some dude. 

Jay Cutler can go back to being a second-tier quarterback that seems to have a bulls eye on his back for defensive ends. 

The Bears starter received a huge amount of publicity when it was announced that he was engaged to reality-TV star Kristin Cavallari. 

The fairy tale soon became a nightmare for Cavallari. The couple split in dramatic fashion last month. A scorned woman, Cavallari was said to be devastated. 

You can sympathize as she had just released wedding gown photos and their gift registry. The sad tale now has a book end. NBC reports Cavallari has given back the engagement ring. There is no word on whether she spiked it then did a dance first. 

The mourning period for Cavallari is just about over. She tweeted this gleeful post, "Going to Greece thursday...cannot wait!!!"

You can always tell the stature of a man on how long a woman needs to get over him. By my calculations, she got over him in no time at all. 

Now Cutler can rest in the fact that he will be forgotten by the general public. I would not venture to say that Cavallari will be a movie star, her credits include some very forgettable work. 

However, she will remain in the limelight, and Cutler will be content to elude an oncoming blitz. Cavallari need not worry about retribution, the rest of the NFL and their defensive lines will handle that portion. 

In about ten years, many will look back and declare, "do you remember when Krisitn Cavallari almost married that one guy?" With a smile, I will state his name is Jay Cutler, and I have no idea what he is doing at the moment. 

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