WWE Raw August 1, 2011: Beth Phoenix Wins Diva Battle Royal
Divas Battle Royal
Oh yes, the booking creative turns to when they can't think of a legitimate storyline: A number one contender's battle royal. Melina gets tossed immediately, followed by Rosa and Kaitlyn, and say see ya to Tamina as well. AJ is eliminated (who the hell is AJ?) and the Bellas dump Natalya by almost breaking her ribs with a double dropkick. In an absolute insult to the live audience, WWE actually has the balls to take a commercial break during the match, forcing them to sit through it during the break. May God have mercy on their souls.
We return with five girls left and Alicia Fox fixing her boot while "selling", what a performance. Eve gets rid of her shortly thereafter, leaving Eve and Beth against the Bellas. Nikki (or whoever) gets rid of Eve but Beth impressively puts both Bellas on her shoulders and dumps them to the floor to win.
Winner: Beth Phoenix
-As expected, this one really sucked, 1/4* for the finish. Kelly Kelly stupidly goes into the ring to hug Beth and gets destroyed. Are all babyfaces now officially the dumbest people on Earth?
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