A major sports team has just won a championship. They're ecstatic and can barely contain their excitement. They go back to the locker room, where bottles of champagne await them.
They pop them open and pour them out all over each other in a moment best described as temporary insanity.
Why It's Played Out
For one, it's an unbelievable waste of alcohol, and I'm not fine with that.
Second of all, it's been done for far too long. I know athletes aren't known for being the sharpest tools in the shed, but can't someone come up with something better?
And what if one of them is a recovering alcoholic?
What They Should Do Instead
I propose the championship piñata.
You can't find a person who doesn't love a piñata. It'll bring some culture to the team, and you can fill it with congratulatory notes and candy.
It can be a fun, wholesome time!
Plus, you can make it look like the opposing team's logo.