Have You Heard? The Lions Suck!

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THE LIONS SUCK!

Officially the Lions are currently now THE worst team in the NFL. MY team. The lions. Who saw it coming honestly. ok, ok, so you knew the past 7 years the Lions havent exactly been the power house of the NFL. Heck it's not even in the basement. Think more like hidden dead body beneath the concrete. yah thats more like it.

have you notice the Lions QB conspiracy. Lions QB are quietly being shoved aside looking for a new QB that can win a game. First it was Jon k-INT-na who got a little spazy wazy in his lil backy wacky went on injured reserve. which all in all is a prety good thing for him, now he cant be blamed for them losing so much. but then again being benched from a team that might go 0-16 is a very big embarrassment. Dan "The Man" Orlovsky broke a nail and is expected to miss "weeks". how long "weeks" is, is anybodies guess. For some reason The Lions are terrified of Stanton like he's going to win or something.

runningbacks Kevin smith and rudi johnson have not lived up to expectations at all. I dont blame them. I blame the line. How can you run the ball when the blockers dont block eh?

I dont blame the offense for every loss we have endured so far. I blame the defense. how can you not blame a defense whos defense linemen have just as many interceptions as the defensive backs. ONE. the defense i last in just about everything defensive. so much for the defensive overhaul right?

the game against Jaxonville this week will be the only chance we have in winning. Cincinnati used to be the worst team along with the Lions and now since that the bengals have won...against the Jaguars no less. it all comes down to whether our defense can hold up. they actually seem to be trying lately but the bears loss may have been the straw that broke the camels back. o poo.

Just wondering. is it possible that a team can go winless in this day in age? can a team be THAT bad? will i be bald from pulling my hair out after each loss? Will culpepper break his leg again? Will half of Detroit commit suicide? wait, nobody really cares about the lions anmore anyway. Then why am i writing this? DAMN YOU MILLENITIS!

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