Palin To Sing National Anthem at Leaf Game!

Sean Paddison by Correspondent Written on November 04, 2008
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Well, it might happen after her dreams of being VP are crushed?

We can only wish.

What would be more entertaining than Sarah Palin belting out the bilingual version of the Canadian national anthem at the ACC?

One thing is for sure it would be the most watched Leafs broadcast in history if anyone got wind of it.

I, for one, would show up waving my daughters Malibu barbie doll and secretly wondering if she thinks that Poutine is a deviant word describing a female body part?

Pretty sad that a head of state from Alaska, a country surrounded by Canadian territory, doesn't even know that there is no such thing as a Prime Minister of Quebec.

One thing is for certain, Don Cherry would go out of his way to prop her up as some hero.

Oh well, I guess it's time to get back to reality, she'll probably go back to her state and get busy firing unruly relatives and waving at the Russians from her back yard.

Oh yeah, there's one other thing, I haven't talked to a single guy who still wouldn't mind doing some full body contact with her.

She's hot looking that's for sure, but Canada-savvy, I think not.

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