The most boring moment in WWE history involves a man you might be surprised to see in such a list: Macho Man Randy Savage.
Let me take you back to one of the first Monday Nights Raws, the night after the 1993 Royal Rumble. While the WWE was abuzz with the signed match Ric Flair and Curt Hennig, loser leaves the WWE, Savage, coming off his impressive performance in the Rumble, had other concerns.
His multi-colored hat.
His pink, spotted hat.
Repossessed by the Repo Man.
Oh. My. God.
Just the week before, the Repo Man had stolen Savage's hat and taken it into the streets of New York City and Savage sought revenge. In what felt like forever, the two fought in the most UNtense match of 1993, in what might be considered a brawling-like manner.
The match went unranked by the "Star System," as the story goes, due to extreme boredom. One can understand why.
After it was all said and done, Savage was able to defeat the Repo Man and reclaim his hat, but fans could not reclaim the time wasted watching such rubbish. This would be the beginning of a slow year for Savage, as he would not have a featured match until his fondly remembered feud with Kona Crush, late in 1993.
This, however, will stay with us forever.