When you're looking at that calendar full of hot cheerleaders on your wall, remember that those pictures came from hours of hard work. Hard, sexy work.
You think those women just wake up looking that stunning? Well, they do, but I'm a romantic. So let's be superficial and watch some behind the scenes footage to confirm that it takes work.
Through intense and extensive research, I've compiled 20 of the best behind-the-scenes footage of your favorite cheerleading calendars, all of which demonstrate the hard work and dedication that goes into making you happy when you look at the date in the morning.
Don't you just love waking up?
This video's short, but it's sweet.
You're really going to have to utilize the pause button on this one. But if you really focus, I know you can do it and expand that 41 seconds into three minutes.
This is the modern era. Everything is quick, so enjoy these ladies at rapid pace.
This one is short, too, but you can watch it in high-definition, so it's at No. 19.
It lost some points because of the creepy duck. He's a jackass that smells like duck butt, and no I'm not jealous, so you can just quit thinking that.
A duck killed my father.
And these ladies could really be wearing less clothes. Goodness people, I just can't stress that enough.
The Buffalo Jills. How clever.
I liked what I saw in this video, but I can never forget that this team lost four straight Super Bowls—I mean, you have to be trying to do that—and the music made me think I was actually watching an episode of America's Funniest Home Videos.
And that's never good.
If you keep up with my work, you'll surely know by now that I'm a Cowboys fan, so our NFC East rival Redskins had no chance of finding themselves in the top 10.
It's actually a pretty sexy video, but I have to disrespect when I can.
The NHL has cheerleaders? I didn't know that till now, but then again, I don't really watch hockey.
I will say, though, I can't think of a single reason why I wouldn't want to see a beautiful women skating around in a bikini in a cold hockey rink.
You know what happens when it's cold? No, I'm not talking about shrinkage! I'm talking about...just, nevermind. I'm sad now.
I currently live in Oakland, and if stepping into the Black Hole meant I could hang out with their cheerleaders, I would do it.
But I really don't want to die.
I think I'll just continue to watch them on YouTube and, more importantly, from the comfort of my couch.
There's not much to be excited about if you're a Warriors fan. Listening to the radio around here last season, all I heard about was how much their defense sucked.
That got old real fast.
Luckily, they have hot cheerleaders for us to look at. Unfortunately, they too don't play defense. But I guess they don't really get paid to do that.
Note: video can be found here.
I would surprised when I discovered hockey had cheerleaders, but after watching the Blue Crew, I was completely and wholly sold on the idea.
And this guy totally agrees with me. Hockey should have cheerleaders.
Hell, McDonald's should have cheerleaders. Why the hell not? It would sell more Big Macs, I can tell you that.
You know why I like this video? Nobody talks, and that's always good. We can just sit back and enjoy the beautiful women. Unfortunately, it comes at a terrible price.
We have to listen to Beck.
It's OK, I was able to overcome it. But it was hard.
The Pats play championship football, and they have championship caliber cheerleaders.
At least in looks.
Here they feature Ashleigh, one of their cheerleaders, who is clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. But let's face it, you really don't have to be when you're beautiful.
And she's got that going for her.
Here we have the Heat Dancers in Barbados, home of Barbados Slim.
I want to say something about LeBron James and the Heat losing the title, but it's real hard to care about that when their Heat Dancers are so hot.
Surely, I just stumbled upon some kind of anger management program.
Hot chicks abundant in this video, guys.
And they're jet skiing, parasailing, working out, and even playing volleyball! All in nice, little bikinis.
Gee Willikers, this was a good video.
This is the Phoenix Suns swimsuit shoot, and considering they're in Arizona, they're probably always in swimsuits. You'd think that would be a good thing, but being burned alive in that heat will change your perspective real fast.
I especially like the commentary from Sun's Dancer, Courtney. She tells a riveting story about how she didn't know how to pose in a swimsuit. Then, we watch her stand, doing absolutely nothing, getting her picture taken.
I guess she figured it out.
The atrocious music really hurt this one in the rankings, but the bodacious booties made up for it. But damn it, I just couldn't stop thinking about mullets and guitars and neon-colored shorts with triangles and circles.
Lacrosse? Really? Do I have actually have a reason to care about this sport now?
No. The answer to that question is no.
But I at least considered it for a second after watching this video. They're the premier group in the National Lacrosse League—so it does exist—and they're as hot as any cheerleading group out there.
And they have wings. Hot wings. Like the Victoria's Secret chicks. And I'm easily impressed.
Note: video can be found here.
These hockey cheerleaders are just getting better and better. I'm starting to like them more than the football cheerleaders. Is that blasphemy?
Then go ahead and kill me. I'll either go to hell and hang out with the cheerleaders on the far left and right. Or calling my neighbors baby ugly won't come back to haunt me, and I'll hang out with the two angels in the middle.
The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
It doesn't get much better than them. But it does, because I have three other cheerleading squads ahead of them. Let's just keep praising them, though.
A very well put together, classy piece.
Cars and chicks, a perfect match.
Nothing makes a man feel more like a man than driving a strong, shiny, powerful car, and nothing makes it better than displaying that car next to a beautiful woman.
This is man at his most man, unless you've just ripped the head off a bear and stuck it on a pike, in which case, you're lying.
Just look at the hot chicks standing next to awesome cars. Surely, you'll say that to your son someday. My dad never said that to me, and that's why I watch Dragon Ball Z.
I regret nothing.
Note: Video can be found here.
So many hot chicks in one space...it's overwhelming.
I know it's not technically a photo shoot, but it was just too good not to include. And if you have a problem with that, you're definitely in the wrong place. And I hate you.
I especially like the black tights. Man, do I like black tights.
This is the second Los Angeles team in a row, proving the City of Angels is aptly named. I'll quickly take that back, though, because it could be kind of a bad place.
But there's a lot of beautiful women, so let's focus on that.