Talking Point: Friendly Advice

Tired of having thin hair? Do they mock you because of your hair? Do they call you fat boy?

Talking Point has the thing for you! See Wayne Rooney's new look and have a laugh of a lifetime!

Fat Boy (it's just Wayne Rooney, not a new superhero) has taken a step towards realizing his potential (thinks only Rio Ferdinand) by shaving his head.

Rooney is now Manchester United's bald star while Cristiano Ronaldo is United's bold dribbler.

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It is really weird that Italians despise Christian Poulsen. The injured Juventus midfielder is remembered as a villain from the Poulsen-Totti incident in Euro 2004 when Francesco Totti spit in Poulsen's face (TP still can't understand how Poulsen came out to be the bad guy in the story).

Staying on the same subject (spitting), Leo Messi will no longer be looked at as the small, innocent creature he once was.

Although he is still small, Messi has lost his innocent player image after replays showed that he spit on Dudu's back during Barcelona's encounter with Malaga (anyone to blame the wind?).

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Here's a list of friendly advices to some football persons:

–Jose Mourinho: You have arguably the best strike-force in Europe and 4-3-3 isn't really working. Switch it to 4-4-2 or get yourself a Lampard.

–Massimo Moratti: Don't make fun of Milan for not winning the Scudetto for the last four years. They might have the last laugh.

–Dejan Stankovic: Saying that Mourinho's disciplinary system is "correct" won't make you a favorite of his. You might as well try to play like Lampard.

–Luiz Felipe Scolari: So Mourinho and Ranieri were given nearly half a billion Euros together and now Chelsea want you to generate money to get players in January? But you don't care, do you? You have Lampard.

–Arsene Wenger: Tony Adams, a man you coached for 10 years and captained your side, thinks Sir Alex Ferguson is a better help than you. While the Arsenal fans have turned on you. Shoot yourself. No, no. Don't!

–Gary Neville: Keep Ferguson from saying that you are the best right back in the world. It's getting embarrassing.

–Rio Ferdinand: Don't offer any friendly advices or haircuts from now on.

–Wayne Rooney: Avoid cameos until your hair grows (and after that).

TP's got to go now. TP's busy you know.

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