Real Madrid Video: Watch Real Madrid Players Caught in Golf Cart Hit and Run
Real Madrid is stateside this week as they prepare for their friendly against the Los Angeles Galaxy. Before they hit the pitch, they are busy training, seeing the sights and demolishing women with their golf carts and riding away.ย
You probably want to read a little more about that last part. Real Madrid was busy training at the UCLA campus, after which they drove off in a caravan of golf carts.ย
At about the 12-second mark, a lady comes running into the screen with one of several things on her mind. The only things I could come up with are: I need to get an autograph no matter the cost, I can SO tackle a moving golf cart or it really sucks to go jogging blindfolded.ย
Now after the golf cart completely lays out this crazed runner, they stop for a second, and then continue on as if they had just run over a squirrel.ย
Actually, the players may have gotten out of the carts if they ran over a squirrel. In this case, they pause just long enough to get a good look at the "after" picture of the woman they just sent spiraling the other way.ย
I understand the Real Madrid club has a bevy of activities to do. I am sure they have to practice their ability to turn a barely discernible bump into a reason to writhe on the pitch for ten minutes.ย
Flopping practice aside, this is a human that just got leveled. Now we have an unsolved crime that campus police need to solve.ย
The crime? It is a simple fact of no regard for decency. I even love how the cameraman continues to tape the players as they drive away in carts, as if he did not just witness one of the most spectacular sights of the day.ย
So a bunch of sweaty dudes sitting in a golf cart does it for you, huh? I guess we can disregard the lady that could be maimed on the side of the road.ย
You stay classy, Real Madrid.ย










.jpg)
.png)


