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Build Your Own Sports Halloween Costume! (For 2009!)

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The Southern College Football Fan

You'll Need:
A t-shirt, baseball cap, sweatshirt, pants, shoes, socks, underwear, and fake tattoo emblazoned with any Southern state college football program logo.

Instructions:
Wear all items of clothing.
When someone asks you "Hey, what year did you graduate from _______ University/College/A&M?" answer with "Oh, me? I didn't go to college."
After your response, observe as person walks away nodding, with smug look on his/her face.

The Cristiano Ronaldo

You'll Need:
An eyebrow plucker
Hair gel
Blush, lipstick, and eye shadow
A Manchester United jersey
Shorts
A razor

Instructions:
NOTE: This costume is suitable for both men and women.
Wear jersey and shorts.
Use razor to shave legs.
Dump container of hair gel over head, style accordingly.
Pluck eyebrows, use remaining hair gel to style.
Place makeup on face so that lips look rich and full, cheekbones are high and eyes look glamorous.
Fall and clutch face any time someone makes any physical contact with you.

The Michael Phelps

You'll Need:
A Speedo
The ability to swim faster than a dolphin
Eight gold medals

Instructions:
Yeah, right. Like you can pull this off.

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