Athletes have a lot of toys, mostly because they have a lot of money. But I'd say it's more because they're stupid and don't know how to wisely use that money.
And so we have the following 20 things.
I shouldn't say all of these purchases are terrible, as a few of these actually have practical uses. But for the most part, we'll be looking at large—both in size and cost—purchases made by athletes.
As we'll also see, adult toys are much better than children's toys.
Unless we're talking about Legos. You're never too old for those.