2011 MLB All-Star Game: Fielding the Hottest Roster of Current WAGs

On Tuesday night the MLB All-Star Game will commence.

However, what we have here are the hottest WAGs from Major League Baseball, and we put them in All-Star capacity.

Eighteen WAGs, nine from each league, and a batting order that would surely distract the opponent.

And now we begin, with the American League up first.

AL Leadoff: Jennifer Lopez

If this was a real baseball game and Jennifer Lopez (the hotter J-Lo mind you) batted first, someone would have to catch the pitchers jaw before it hit the ground.

AL Contact: Jaime Hanna

Let's just say if Jaime Hanna were to bunt like most two-hole batters, the defense would let her run to first without contesting.

AL Three Hole: Diana Roberts

If for some divine reason the AL's first two hitters were to get out, Diana Roberts would easily keep the inning alive.

AL Clean-Up: Erica Ellyson

Thank Diana Roberts for keeping the inning alive, because Erica Ellyson comes up as the hottest in the AL.

Her level of sizzle can't be put into words.

AL RBI: Minka Kelly

The first RBI hitter is Minka Kelly, and that's obvious.

For one, she's currently with Derek Jeter, so that only ups her status that much more. Or should that be the other way around?

AL RBI No. 2: Michelle Damon

With Michelle Damon coming in at the sixth spot, that just shows you how hot this batting order is.

Also, it looks better with her instead of Johnny, even though he's a solid player.

AL 7 Spot: Julianna Zobrist

Did you know that Julianna Zobrist was the lead vocals in a Christian Pop-Rock band?

Yeah, me neither.

AL 8 Spot: Karina Smirnoff

Karina Smirnoff is a professional ballroom dancer.

I think she'd be the best squeeze box player of the lineup.

AL Ninth: Lindsay Clubine

She was a model on the TV show Deal or No Deal, and she's batting ninth.

But she is married to a pitcher, so Lindsay Clubine would most likely have the spotlight when on the mound.  

NL Leadoff: Anna Benson

Who else would you want leading off the NL?

She's out-spoken, really freaking hot, and not easily intimidated.

The opponent's soul would crumble.

NL Contact: Jamie Kotsay

Sitting in the two-hole of the NL is Jamie Kotsay, who makes drinking Coca-Cola look sexy (left side of picture).

And, she looks like she's ready to dig up a grounder and turn a double-play (right side of picture).

NL Three-Hole: Lisa Dergan

Setting up the clean-up hitter in the three-hole is Lisa Dergan.

Even her inverted bent elbow in the picture looks hot, and on most people that would be creepy.

NL Clean-Up: Terrie Barr

Terrie Barr is positioned as the NL clean-up hitter.

And she should be the clean-up because boyfriend Hunter Pence goes deep more than anyone for the Astros, so it's a perfect fit.

No one hotter in the NL than Terrie.

NL RBI: Emily Kuchar

But, if you're to make an argument against Terrie, Emily Kuchar would most definitely suffice.

She's slated right after Terrie and is a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

Yikes. 

NL RBI No. 2: Jennie Finch

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Jennie Finch was a pitcher, is married to a pitcher, and has a son named Ace.

Not to mention she makes playing baseball look sexy.

NL 7 Spot: Molly Beers

If you're a guy, and you like beer, and then you meet a woman with the last name Beers, buy her a beer.

I'm sure this is what David Wright did when he first met Molly (extreme sarcasm).

Any guy who wouldn't love to have a beer with Molly Beers is lying.

NL 8 Spot: Heidi DeRosa

Heidi DeRosa, just like any batter in the eighth spot, is expected to produce results.

Well, even after having two kids she still looks hot and can turn anyone's head.

Classic.

NL Ninth: Deidre Pujols

Deidre Pujols may not be your typical WAG, posing in fashion magazines or whatever, but she looks fine, and that's all that matters.

Albert is one lucky man.