Some belated Halloween ideas....

Senior Analyst Written on November 01, 2008

Being in New York on October 31st makes you think about what you should have worn on Halloween.

As a college football fan, I've got a few "horror" suggestions for this season:

1) Wear bright orange. Why? You can point out Tennessee, Clemson, and Syracuse. 'Nuff said. BURNT orange (ie Texas), won't get you any sympathy. No props needed.

2) Go with a golden dome headgear, and the green of Notre Dame. No so much about the current season - they've actually been OK this year and will probably go to a Bowl - but more their bowl record.

3) A Michigan shirt. Rich Rodriguez anybody?

4) Or Leigh Steinberg—the guy who inspired Jerry Maguire and gets a lot of first round picks as an agent. He didn't have a great day on October 22nd- he's being charged by the police for being drunk in public.

5) Penn State's very own Chris Bell. Must bring knife and threatening manner with him. Or a bow and arrow—E.Z.Smith in 2004. Or any other arrests that Joe Paterno's team has seen over the last few years. But a quick tip: a big joint/pipe, and a bag full of cannabis might get you arrested (sorry Maurice Evans, I had to get that one in!!)

6) An Auburn Tigers sweatshirt with the tag "offensive coordinator". It's been a nightmare so far this season.

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