Now, I know what you are thinking—why do sports need to be sexier? They are already awesome as it is!
I can't argue with that.
But I can say this: Who cares if sports are already awesome? Why not make them even better? And why not make them better by making them sexier? And why not see how many rhetorical questions I can ask before you stop reading?
Wait, forget that last question.
Anyway, I've devised 15 superfluous and totally indulgent ways to make sports even sexier for your enjoyment.