I am confident that Pacman will notch another arrest or perhaps even warrant a full-out raid on his residence, just to let the viewers at home know that he is pure, 100% Suckah material.
K: Sebastian Janikowski
Since arriving from Poland, this man has been nothing but a strong left leg and an even stronger legal nightmare for his various coaches.
He has been charged with bribing police officers, possessing and allegedly using the date-rape drug GHB, assault, vandalism, tampering with evidence, and twice driving under the influence, once with a blood-alcohol level of twice the legal limit. I mean, is there anything this guy can’t do!!
His various infractions have earned him legendary special teams status entering the Suckah Bowl. Beware the Polack, he might be tampering with your Suckah Bowl spread or slipping a roofie in your beer as you read this.
And so concludes the first-ever edition of the All-Suckah Super Bowl Team. While this list of Suckahz certainly doesn't include all of the morally and legally corrupt, I'd like to think it does an adequate job of listing some of the most infamous Suckahz to patrol our sports landscape in recent years.
I hope you have enjoyed taking a stroll down Suckah Boulevard with me. And remember: always be sure to check your local media outlets daily, because you simply never know when, or in what manner, a brand new Suckah will emerge on the scene with a fresh, spanking-new array of deliciously heinous charges.
Lock your doors and hide your children, the Suckah Bowl is about to begin!!
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