Hot Chicks with k.u.chebags

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Hot Chicks with k.u.chebags
Alright guys, we all know that girl who has potential to be an 8 or higher, except for that one slight problem in the facial region. To you, your drawback is like a big nose or jaw, or a five-head - something along those lines.

For me, it is crazy bug-eyes. Eeesh.

It's like they are staring at you at all times, from all angles. And when women stare at you, they're judging. And when they're judging, it's uncomfortable...and so on.

The girl below had potential to be one of our better "hot chicks" who hang out with k.u.chebags, if not for her crazy bug eyes.

Though if Texas Tech was blowing my team out 63-21, I'd probably look like this too:




I can't really rip on the dude, he's not as over-the-top as many k.u.chebags are. Could there actually be sane kansas fans out there?

I'd go so far to put it at only a 50% shot that he's holding a "Reesing for Heisman" poster out of camera view, down from the usual 97% for the typical kU fan.

And of course, if anyone is holding that same poster in, say - section 712 - ol' crazy eyes will be able to tell you. Then kill you.

(Thanks to reader Alex for sending this one in)

Feel free to leave your thoughts and rip this creepy-eyed lass apart in the comments section. If you - yeah you - would like to submit your own k.u.chebag photo for us to share with the world, email us at bullyforoldmizzou@gmail.com

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