Paraguay vs. Uruguay: Disappointment For Larissa Riquelme at Copa America 2011

Probably one of the most disappointing facts about Uruguay’s 3-0 win over Paraguay is the fact that Larissa Riquelme will not grace us with nudity on the pitch.

Okay honestly, it is without a doubt the most disappointing fact surrounding the Copa America 2011 tournament.

I have to believe that even Uruguay, who won the tournament keep in mind, feels pretty sad about the fact that they basically stole the world’s chance of seeing Riquelme stroll around nude on the pitch.

Well, if I were them I would feel bad.

Don’t know what I’m talking about? JOE.ie reports on the situation, and details the sultry models promise to her national team:

Be sure to aA 3-0 victory for Uruguay in last night’s Copa America final meant that busty Paraguay superfan Larissa Riquelme was unable to strip naked in celebration.

Much like a similar but far less likely promise at last year’s World Cup, Riquelme had promised her countrymen that she would get her kit off at the final whistle if Paraguay managed to best the duo of Luis Suarez and Diego Forlan.

"If Paraguay win the Copa America then, I shall pose nude on the pitch,'' Riquelme had said prior to Paraguay’s meeting with Ecuador earlier in the competition.

Unfortunately for Uruguay, and men everywhere to be rather frank, Paraguay came out of the 2011 Copa America finals with a resounding 3-0 victory.

Uruguay was obviously the better team, but I have a sneaking suspicion that many were rooting for Paraguay to pull off the upset.

Well, there is always next year.

Congratulations goes out to Uruguay for another Copa America win.

Condolences to the rest of us though…

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