Tiger Woods: Tiger Woods Cements Loser Status by Growing Pathetic Beard
Just a couple of weeks ago, Tiger Woods announced that he would not return to professional golf until his leg was fully healed.
Now, during rehabilitation from an injury, people may engage in a variety of activities to keep themselves occupied. Some might catch up on reading, others may become addicted to crappy daytime TV, and some will concentrate solely on getting healthy again.
However, Woods has taken a page from a different book. Instead of picking a random hobby, Woods has chosen to instead grow an idiotic beard and film commercials for a Japanese "heat-rub." Before I go any further, am I the only one thinking it's ironic for Woods to be doing "heat-rub" commercials considering his recent sex scandal??
Seriously, though. Look at Woods. That beard looks like a hairy spider just parked itself on the guy's and walked around for a bit. The beard pattern is just a coincidence.
From a celebrity lookalike standpoint, Woods looks like Foreman from House, M.D. Nothing against the character, but it looks just plain bad in this case.
At first, I thought that Woods would slowly be able to build his reputation back up with a long layoff and triumphant return. Now, all I'm going to be able to think about, regardless of what he looks like in the future, is this beard!
I could forgive Conan O'Brien for growing a beard after being fired from The Tonight Show. He at least looked kind of cool with it.
But Tiger with the beard? He's going to have to win a lot of tournaments for me to look past that facial mess.
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