WWE Raw Power to the People: CM Punk Gets a Match Tonight, First Votes Cast
-We are LIVE! from Baltimore, MD (home of a really whiny football team)
-CM Punk kicks us off and earns the adoration of the crowd by reminding them that they can move away from their hole of a city. He proclaims himself the number one contender and demands that the match take place at Money in the Bank in his hometown of Chicago. You know, the Raw GM must have a very powerful computer if his emails cause the lighting in the arena to flicker.
Punk pisses the GM off with his disrespect so he books Punk again Alberto Del Rio and Rey Mysterio for with the title shot on the line. They really ruin the "illusion" of the GM emailing Cole when they show the over-the-shoulder shot of him simply reading off of a Word document.
-So the thrilling first vote of the night is that the fans get to pick which woman wrestles Brie Bella tonight. WOW! A main event in any arena in the country, baby! It's either going to be Eve, Kelly Kelly or Beth Phoenix.
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