I lied. Not all of them are attainable. But I'll explain...
The bad news is that there are 100 DJ Jazzy Jeffs for every Fresh Prince. That’s just the world we live in.
If you are wondering which one you are, stop—you’re a DJ Jazzy Jeff. Just trust me on this.
The good news is that we live in the Internet age of seemingly limitless possibilities—a golden age of endless means of communication and self promotion. As a result, the chances of an everyman (you) landing a beautiful woman from the wide world of sports have never been greater.
This doesn’t mean you have a good chance, but your odds might be higher than you think if you keep a few things in mind.
1. Aim high, but not too high. Essentially you need to find a target somewhere between Anna Kournikova and someone in the WNBA.
2. If looks are your top priority you’re probably going to have to make sacrifices in at least one of the following categories: sanity, emotional well being, youth, rungs on the social ladder or a high school education.
To give you a little perspective, I’ve assembled a list of 40 women from all over the sports map, 20 of whom you actually may have a shot at taking home to meet mom this Christmas.