Parodies: We Will Survive

David JacobsCorrespondent IOctober 26, 2008

Spurs have finally won a match. A convincing 2-0 win over Bolton Wanderers.
This parody goes out to the squad. Should be remotely uplifting.

Tune - "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

For months we were afraid, we were petrified.
Kept thinking we were going to turn into a lower league side.
We spent so many nights getting everything all wrong.
Then we got strong. We learned how to carry on.

'Coz we've come back - from outer space.
We won some points this afternoon
Just to save some face.
We should've stopped our childish attitude
Should've stopped this fuss
If we'd known for just one second
That losing bothers us.

And all the staff are out the door.
We've turned around now.
We don't need them anymore.
They were supposed to keep this Tottenham team alive.
It didn't work.
We nearly curled up and cried.

We will survive.
We will survive.
As long as we work as a team,
We should get more than five.
We've got more years to live.
We've got so much left to give.
We will survive.
We will survive.


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