"We don't even remember what happened in Brazil last year." Ahem...yeah okay, unless you drank all of Russia's vodka stocks in one night, I'm pretty sure you do. Take that back actually, were I in your position Ron, I would have done just that.

Well I'm going to be nice and spare the McMerc fans from reminding them what happened at Interlagos, as I'm in quite a good mood. I'll rip apart Ron's comments instead.

"It's clearly not done, but most likely it's only unreliability that's going to cause us a problem. So we're going to be cautious about tyres, rain all sorts of things." Okay Ron, enlighten me. Its likely unreliability is going to be your only problem, so you're going to be cautious about everything else. I'm thoroughly confused.

"But there's nothing to be achieved before Friday in planning for the what ifs." Right Ron, so planning ahead is a stupid idea. I knew buying a coat before winter was idiotic, what was I thinking?

"All the work we normally do will be done, and we will arrive on Friday morning ready to go and we'll adapt to whatever gets thrown at us." So you're going to go as you normally do, then change what you normally do? Aha, right.

"You never stop learning. It's so easy to forget that that was his first season and it was a phenomenal season. Why shouldn't this one be better? Is he going to get better? Yes, he is." I don't get why you asked a question and then gave an answer. We'd have  understood if it was supposed to be rhetorical, but then you just answered it.

To anyone reading this article, I know I misunderstood his comments. It was, in fact, deliberate, but I was just in the mood for writing today.