Some of the Dumbest Things in Sports Across the Nation

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Some of the Dumbest Things in Sports Across the Nation
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Football Fans Look as Though They Just Escaped from an Asylum

Americans are sports fanatics.

We love all sports.

We pay to see cars go in a circle.

We pay to see guys beat each other with big sticks.

We pay to sit on frozen bleachers and drink beer while we watch 350 pound guys try to kill each other.

We root for concussions.

We paint our faces and wear clothes banned at Mardi Gras.

Football fans are maybe the worst. They will wear anything—and sometimes almost nothing—in freezing weather.

We used to lock fanatics up. Now we make them pay to watch sports.

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