Considering the amount of players that have gone through the English National Team in recent years, I decided to only rank the WAGs of the players that played in the most recent matchup against Switzerland, hence the title of the article being "England vs. Switzerland." I made a couple of exceptions but I don't believe it will take anything away from the slideshow.
Anyway, enough of listening to me talk about it. Here are the girls that, to take a phrase, "be about it"; 12 WAGs of English stars that if you see them on the street, will force you to do a double take, even if your own WAG is right beside you (and will subsequently hit you for doing the aforementioned double take...my brain hurts).