NFL: What Would the Biggest Names Write on Their Bud Light Bottles?
As a part of their summer campaign, Bud Light is featuring a label that is customizable. Using a key or coin or other such object, imbibers can etch messages, phone numbers, names, etc. onto their Bud Light.
Here's a look at what bored football players may write on their Bud Light bottles as they enjoy their extended offseason.
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Nnamdi Asomugha, the top defensive free agent in this year’s class has literally his pick of 32 teams to join once the lockout is lifted. Asomugha is already the highest paid cornerback in the league and maintaining that status could be a determining factor in his decision to sign with whatever team.
His Bud Lights are covered simply with "$" signs.
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The Panthers’ Jimmy Clausen is using the lockout wisely. He went back to school to earn the 15 credits he needs to graduate. He’ll have no choice but to multi-task, using his Bud Light bottles to do his calculus homework.
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After the dust had settled from Reggie Bush’s ill-advised Twitter statements on how much he was enjoying the lockout, Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson came forward in support of Bush saying that the time off work has been welcome to every NFL player.
Johnson may be vacationing, but he still lives in Buffalo. He’ll draw umbrellas and palm trees on his Bud Lights to feel more vacation-y.
Steve Smith and Paul Pratt
Steve Smith and Paul Pratt, the players who set up a lockout lemonade stand in LA, may see the writing window on Bud Lights as an optimal price tag and realize the profitability of beer over lemonade.
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The Dallas Cowboys’ Dez Bryant said last week that his money troubles were behind him only to have a lawyer come forward and announce that he still owes $600,000 to a jeweler and ticket broker in Texas and faces a lawsuit on the matter.
Bryant can’t seem to shake his money problems. He’ll sketch make-shift maps to Mexico as he contemplates running away from it all.
Raheem Brock and Chester Pitts
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Seattle’s Raheem Brock and Chester Pitts have been filling their lockout free time by staging prank phone calls to Roger Goodell.
They’ll label their Bud Light bottles with names like Seymour Butz, Mike Rotch, Ollie Tabooger, etc.—the names from Bart Simpson’s prank calls to Moe’s Tavern.
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Terrelle Pryor has been suspended for five games next season and has to decide whether he wants to forego his senior year and enter the supplemental draft or play out the final half of his senior season without Jim Tressel as his coach.
His Bud Lights will be ideal for listing pros and cons of each choice.