NFL: What Would the Biggest Names Write on Their Bud Light Bottles?

Marci NobleAnalyst IJune 7, 2011

NFL: What Would the Biggest Names Write on Their Bud Light Bottles?

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    As a part of their summer campaign, Bud Light is featuring a label that is customizable.  Using a key or coin or other such object, imbibers can etch messages, phone numbers, names, etc. onto their Bud Light.

    Here's a look at what bored football players may write on their Bud Light bottles as they enjoy their extended offseason.

Tony Romo

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    Tony Romo, who recently married Miss Missouri USA 2008, simply writes “wanna swing?” on his Bud Light and slides it down the bar to Tom Brady.

Brett Favre

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    Brett Favre, the recently retired quarterback who allegedly texted images of his nether-regions to a woman on the New York Jets’ payroll, draws lewd photos on his Bud Lights and hands them out to women in the bar.

Rex Ryan

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    New York Jets’ coach Rex Ryan always has something to say when the media rolls around.  At the NFL scouting combine last February, he guaranteed the Jets would be Super Bowl victors this year.  He won’t split focus and will draw Lombardi Trophies on any Bud Light he comes across.

Tim Tebow

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    Between Bible verses, Denver Broncos’ Tim Tebow would scribble the names of actors he’d like to see play him in the made-for-TV movie of his autobiography, “Through My Eyes,” which was released last week.

Nnamdi Asomugha

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    Nnamdi Asomugha, the top defensive free agent in this year’s class has literally his pick of 32 teams to join once the lockout is lifted.  Asomugha is already the highest paid cornerback in the league and maintaining that status could be a determining factor in his decision to sign with whatever team. 

    His Bud Lights are covered simply with "$" signs.

Jimmy Clausen

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    The Panthers’ Jimmy Clausen is using the lockout wisely.  He went back to school to earn the 15 credits he needs to graduate.  He’ll have no choice but to multi-task, using his Bud Light bottles to do his calculus homework.

Stevie Johnson

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    After the dust had settled from Reggie Bush’s ill-advised Twitter statements on how much he was enjoying the lockout, Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson came forward in support of Bush saying that the time off work has been welcome to every NFL player. 

    Johnson may be vacationing, but he still lives in Buffalo.  He’ll draw umbrellas and palm trees on his Bud Lights to feel more vacation-y.

Steve Smith and Paul Pratt

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    Steve Smith and Paul Pratt, the players who set up a lockout lemonade stand in LA, may see the writing window on Bud Lights as an optimal price tag and realize the profitability of beer over lemonade.

Dez Bryant

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    The Dallas Cowboys’ Dez Bryant said last week that his money troubles were behind him only to have a lawyer come forward and announce that he still owes $600,000 to a jeweler and ticket broker in Texas and faces a lawsuit on the matter.

    Bryant can’t seem to shake his money problems.  He’ll sketch make-shift maps to Mexico as he contemplates running away from it all.

Raheem Brock and Chester Pitts

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    Seattle’s Raheem Brock and Chester Pitts have been filling their lockout free time by staging prank phone calls to Roger Goodell. 

    They’ll label their Bud Light bottles with names like Seymour Butz, Mike Rotch, Ollie Tabooger, etc.—the names from Bart Simpson’s prank calls to Moe’s Tavern.

Terrelle Pryor

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    Terrelle Pryor has been suspended for five games next season and has to decide whether he wants to forego his senior year and enter the supplemental draft or play out the final half of his senior season without Jim Tressel as his coach. 

    His Bud Lights will be ideal for listing pros and cons of each choice.