MTV Movie Awards 2011: Jason Sudeikis’ Opening Monologue Highlights
Sudeikis rocks the opener.
On the show’s stage arrangement: “Coming to you live from Lady Gaga’s bedroom, apparently.”
On his movie “Hall Pass”: “The highest-grossing move in America on February 26th from 1 to 4 PM.”
On MTV: “MTV stands for music television, for those of you who forgot. I’m talking to you, MTV executives.”
The true acronym for MTV? “More Twilight Victories”
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Sudeikis on which “Twilight” star he would choose: “My heart says Jacob. But my wiener says Edward. My balls are indifferent.”
On Award slights: “How did Human Centipede not get nominated for best kiss?”
On the newest movie Arnold Schwarzenegger should make: “Pumping the Ironer.”
On the cast of “Jersey Shore”: “They’re in Italy right now, embarrassing us all.”
On Snooki: “Snooki was rear-ended, this time by a car.”
If Sudeikis keeps bringing it like this, the show tonight will certainly be a lot of fun. 15 minutes in, and I’m already having a good time.
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